Tulsa there is no mistaking what your saying hon! ALL SMILES BABY ME TOO!

Man I am so sorry for all the people who have to work on friday. The greatsest game ever is on! The farewell tour of Bill Callahan @ Colorado vs Neb!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True sage but if you look behind it it cries for help!

katt you have my deepest sympathies honey!

Why thankyou everyone and I am sure Angus and the gang say HEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This morn I did someting strange. I got up @ 5:00 am and slipped my AC/DC album Thunderstruck in and cranked it! WOW the neighbors loved it. And so does the police dept. They all came over to wish me a Happy Thanksgiving!

That internet addresses say alot about your personality and ,well seem to be alot like peronalized plates on a vehicle. It kind of explains how you view the world and everyone around you.

That's after 10 aprin and you have to speak real soft cause his head is large like a football!!!!!

LOL I am going to the bike bargin shop but he dont open until he gets up oh maybe around 10 or so

I say if your invited to a party STAY HOME!

How many of you got up this morn to put the turkey in the oven? Oh and also how many are gonna get up @ 3:00 an for black friday?

Smoking leads to addictions that you dont need. I met Sonny Barger, Pres of the Hell's Angels. He has a hole in his throat now becasue of smoking. He also goes to schools and lectures kids on the dangers of smoking. Also many people who after a lifetime of smoking have to carry an o2 tank till they die, not cool people.

Damn I love all those movies but mine is Easyrider even though I hate the ending, and yes I know they had an alternate.

Tom had been in the liquor business for 25 years. Finally sick of the stress he quits and buys 50 acres of land in Alaska as far from humanity as possible.

He see the postman once a week & gets groceries once a month, otherwise it's total piece & quiet.

After 6 months or so of total isolation someone knocks on the door. He opens it and a huge bearded man is standing there.

Name is Cliff, your neighbor from forty miles up the road. Having a Christmas party friday nite and thought you might like to come about 5:00.

" Great" Tom says, " after 6 months out here I'm ready to meet some local folks, thanks.

As Cliff is leaving he stops . " Gotta warn ya, might be some drinking."
Not a problem says Tom. After 25 years in the business I can drink with the best of them.

AGain Cliff turns and stops and says might be some fighting too likely.
Tom says I get along great with people no problem. Thanks again

Cliff turns again and says well there might be some wild sex also.
Tom says now that's really not a problem, warming to the idea. I ve been alone for 6 months, I will definately be there. By the way Tom says what should I wear?

Cliff says doesnt much matter, just gonna be the two of us!

who da heck was dat?

OK let me settle this... screw the bike, WALK!

Ok... heres some advice for ya. If your thinking of a Harley dont buy a 2005-2008 model of any kind! This information was given to me by a builder who has done many many many engine rebuilds as of late due to Harley's let's save some money bull tactics. And I have seen the garbage they are turning out right now first hand. If your mechanically inclined build one your self and have a machine that they will bury ya with. In any case it all depends on your frame of mind. Me I love the old school bobbers but would never buy one. Parts only and a little piece of me is in evey bike. They gotta tear em away when I need to part with them but currently I am working on a bobber that will go to the fricking nursing home with me. If ya want more advice on some really cool web sites give me a shout. You dont have to spend a fortune to have a cool ride, but you need to make it you, not everyone else's envy. After all your the one doing the riding.

NOW THAT WAS A STORY!

Just want to see how many out there think they might be a biker. Really people I want posts from anyone who is laid back and enjoys life in their own way! Lets talk it over. Got any hair raising stories or tall tales let's hear em!

If ya do someting stupid and hop over a fence while running after commiting a crime with a sign on it that says BEWARE GATORS IN POND then maybe ya are just a little toucheed in the head and ya get what ya deserve. Oops may he couldnt read?