This is true... but when we get older... you gonna wanna change depends before you go to bed??

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.. thats what the guy said that tried to run me over and threw a pizza at me said toooooooooooooooo

well..i could do my laundry on his tummy

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I think I'll skip the next one for awhile

hey cutie... how ya be?

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well where are the real nice guys? I just seem to be an A$$hole magnet

LOL I like that concept.. but im afraid id make the damn thing beat him to death. I was rather embarrassed!!!

no worries there... lived with too much anger... he knows not to call, text or e-mail me again

My date from hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Every now and then I will cave in and go on a date, thinking maybe this one will be different. I had one of those brain farts today

I had been chatting with this fella online for a few weeks, and one night I was having computer problems. He said its an easy fix, can I call as its easier than typing... sooooooooooooo I let him call.. got my computer fixed and we've talked every day since. (about 3 weeks now) Seemed very nice, kind and sweet. notice i said "seemed"

So we meet at Pizza Hut. I try to pay my half(he wouldnt hear of it) all goes well. I have salad bar and 1 piece of pizza and a bread stick. He seemed a little pissed when he said, " you surely didnt eat my moneys worth". Again, I offered to pay half. he wouldnt hear of it.

He tried to hold my hands after we eat. I pulled away a little, as it kind of shocked me. I wasnt expecting it. Welllllllllllll he came all unglued. Yelling at me in the restaurant. stating, "I have given you 3 weeks of my time, and you cant even hold hands with me??????????????"

Well.. i told him i wasnt going to fight about it in the middle of the restaurant. He said, sooooooo you're ready to go? I said yes, but i need the bathroom first. Hoping he;d just leave... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO when I come out he is sitting on the hood of his car smoking a butt. Again, he begins to raise his voice about how disappointed he is in me that i wouldnt even hold his hands. So i said, well be disappointed in me then. And i went to get into my car. He jumped into his car, which i hadnt noticed was running. He slammed it into reverse almost running me and another lady over. Hollers out the window how stupid and ignorant I am,. and throws the box of pizza out his window at me..

This is why I stay single

When I first noticed that my penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, I was delighted, as was my wife
but after several weeks, my penis had grown fifty centimetres.
became quite concerned. I was having problems dressing, and even walking. So the wife and I went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to us that, though rare, my condition (Donkey Doodle,) could be fixed through corrective surgery.

How long will he be on crutches?' my wife asked anxiously.

'Crutches? Why would he need crutches?' responded the surprised doctor.

'Well,' said the wife coldly, 'you're gunna lengthen his legs, aren't you?

Just to make men like you ask!!!!

I'd have told her next time.. I WILL BE THE ONE TO **** AND PISS IN YOUR YARD!!! how ya like that LADY!!!

LOL my bad

i see everything...your profile, your pics.. its all there

Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwdddyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (minnie pearl style)


hiya scotty

In the dust bunnies behind the furniture???

HOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWDIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE (Minnie Pearl style)

Yup... I do feel like an outcast. I live life my way, and many dont like my way. I don't do anything illegal or wrong per say. I just dont think I should have to live my life by other peoples standards. So I wont!!

Well ya know... some can only feel good about themselves if they degrade and belittle others....

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