Zombies are completely under appreciated!

Perhaps they fear you eating their brains?

lol I'm not crushing but I'll lust over ya doll

I am, I told you about the break up on Saturday and then I made the mistake of going ahead and going out on a date with a friend of mine who had some interest, I had never thought of him that way since he was only 25 and the younger guys usually dont do it for me. We had one heck of a great week and he pretty much swept me off my feet, literally....but the age thing he's great when he's just around me, but his friends are all younger than even him and in the time we spent with them (he wanted meet to get to know and make friends with them as well) he is a completely different person and the age difference is such an issue with the level of maturity I talked to him earlier tonight and told him that it just wasn't worth pursuing we are just too much in different places in life.

But I'm second guessing myself now

In a weird mood it's been a long and complicated emotional week some of which I set myself up for and now which I would have really known better

Not crushing in more of a squashed grape sorta mind frame

((((princess))))

Hey Darlin thought you disappeared!


((((Myka))))) So sorry to hear about your friend you'll be in my prayers

Looks like I get to whup me some cabana boys back into shape

RUN!!!!


Else they will find you!!! And you'll be stuck here forever with us posting about nice guys

ترحيب ونتمنى له حظا سعيدا

Me and my Twin, I'll let you guess which one of us is the angel and which is the Devil

My dad passed away in his early 40's so I don't seem to have the "father" complex most seem to on here. Older men tend to be better for being more settled down in life, knowing what they want and have worked for achieving it. Less of the party life and more ready to make a committment or at least be upfront of not wanting said committment. Downside is they tend not to be able to keep up

Younger guys are great for stamina and exhuberance but usually still need to find themselves and are working out their own youth towards adulthood and with my having kids puts them into a different category with what is considered "adult responsibilites"

I'm working on my evil scientist capabilities and going to gene splice or Frankenstien the two together to find my fit

I'm not guilty of all of them either but I bet you know females that are

WHEN GIRLS DRINK TOO MUCH............

1. We have absolutely no idea where our purse is.

2. We believe that dancing with our arms overhead and wiggling our butt while yelling "Woo-Hoo!!" Is truly the sexiest dance move around.

3. We've suddenly decided that we want to kick someon'es butt and honestly believe we could do it too.

4. In our last trip to pee, we realize that we now look more like a
homeless hooker than the goddess we were just four hours ago.

5. We start crying and telling everyone we see that we love them soooooo much.

6. We get extremely excited and jump up and down every time a new song plays because "Oh my God! I Love this song!!!"

7. We've found a deeper/spiritual side to the geek sitting next to us.

8. We've suddenly taken up smoking and become really good at it.

9. We yell at the bartender, who we believe cheated us by giving us Lemonade, but that's just because we can no longer taste the alcohol.

10. We think we are in bed, but our pillow feels strangely like the kitchen floor (or the mop?)

11. We fail to notice that the toilet seat lid's down when we sit on it.

12. We take our shoes off because we believe it's their fault that they are the reason we are no longer walking straight.

Yes by a BB gun, paintball gun and an arrow

Well I'd never do the marriage thing but shes right princess I'd totally take you for a mistress

Lycra/pleather privledge not a right so I will be abstaining


Princess I like your hair way better than her's, her's looks like a really bad wig/hair extensions

Is that a banana in your pic or are you just happy to see Princess??

and the references to be made involving bananas and nuts could get this thread tossed into the sex forum

It was funny!!

And IV you best be sharing that chunky monkey that's my favorite flavor and I don't have any!!