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Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww kittttttttttttttttty wuvs me and is sitting on my wap alllllllllll wuvvvvvvvvvvy doveyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!! 
It's probably just hungry and is playing the affection game to get something to eat. You know... like how most wimmens try to abscond with a man's money. |
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My head and eyes are feeling a bit better....I just wish I knew what the culprit was to what Im allergic to. If I found out........I would KILL IT!!! 
It's probably from all that Swiss Miss chocolatey crap you poured down your pie-hole, you dolt. 
Like that has stopped you before... |
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My head and eyes are feeling a bit better....I just wish I knew what the culprit was to what Im allergic to. If I found out........I would KILL IT!!!
It's probably from all that Swiss Miss chocolatey crap you poured down your pie-hole, you dolt. |
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Dear diary......Im all out of chocolate milk. Why do people not deliver this stuff??? 
That's because they're afraid to step foot on your property. |
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately.......... 
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke !   
With the latter applying to Teh Gyp.
Of course you would. After all, you'd give your left arm to have a ride on Teh Moof. |
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Dear diary......Ive been craving chocolate milk alot lately..........
you have been hitting purple's stash...... or your preggo's .......that damn rubber broke !
With the latter applying to Teh Gyp. |
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ya, she has pms and gps ......... you know what that mean's dont ya moof ????? she is a pissed off bit@h that can find your azz ! And she's got some FAT to boot! |
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Gotta give them props...
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Damn scammers are restless. Now they are saying they are from Gahana. I just had a brief IM session with a scammer and I figured it out in about five or six sentences. Man these people are not very bright! Alpine UT and Gahana are so far apart! What makes them think I am looking for the mail order bride thing? If I was into that sort of thing I would go Chinese or Russian! Oh how I love their sob stories just before asking for money. I get a craving for cheese with their wine. I provide a sad tune with my tiny violin. NOT! Yeah. It would seem that all those scammer crews have moved their bases-of-operation from Nigeria to Ghana in a weak-azz attempt to throw off the fuzz. They still suck with their incessant scams, though. |
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Edited by
moofooga
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Fri 08/28/09 11:36 PM
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<-----really a pit bull in disguise!! 
Must not be a very good disguise, then.  
Even if she's wearing a not-very-good pit bull disguise, I bet. |
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<-----really a pit bull in disguise!!
Must not be a very good disguise, then. |
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Disturbed- Criminal
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am i gonna shrink?!!
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so, near the middle of boot camp, my drill instructors told us with all the hiking we are gonna do,we actually might go down an inch or 2 in height,in ITB we carried alot more in our packs so i feel like i have shrunk,but i havent really checked yet,but i feel it. Is it really possible to shrink a little if your lugging around nearly 100lbs on a 20k? 
That's right, Tattoo. And it's permanent, too. |
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With this knife!
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With this knife, imma slice me some turkey!
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rollin'
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You can't "roll" vodka!
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rollin'
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rollin is whatever you wanna make it. Which I would assume are doobs in your particular case, eh? |
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Nope. I can emphatically say that the situation in question has never happened to me at ANY point in my life. Not ANY point.
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rollin'
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YOU were the one who was talking about "rollin'" something!
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Topic:
rollin'
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I don't get it. Rollin' a doob?
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I just got back from Los Angeles this morning. My gawd!!! You DON'T say!!!
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OMFG!!!!!
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RUN!! THEY ARE COMING FOR YOU!! AHHHHH *runs in circles*
Yes. The kittens are coming for you. Teh cuteness will melt your brains until it pours out of your ears. |
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