Engraven_Image


Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 07/05/10 12:27 AM Topic: Any metaphor or proverb?
Such a good explanation. I'm gonna go stomp on my Mother's flower bed tomorrow and tell her what you said.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 07/05/10 12:13 AM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Keeps asking me for a recipe for Nachos. (does not realize,I don't COOK!!!) (Hey, that was fun. Later, see you next time ) Anytime! I'll be outside your window!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 07/05/10 12:07 AM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Drew a map to a tomb where he plans to lie in hopes of Angelina Jolie raiding it.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Mon 07/05/10 12:01 AM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
He told me he was a shaman and that it would bring good luck and fortune.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:51 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Called me last night and said he needs help, that he was showering and got an Oil of Olay bottle stuck in his @ss!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:49 PM Topic: Any metaphor or proverb?
please tell me u don't really need someone to explain this to u... a personal favorite of mine... Forgiveness is the scent the violet sheds on the heel that has just crushed it. WTF does that mean? It means if you crush the violet, youll have really nice smelling feet. I hope the violet wasn't planted in compost. I just wanted to hear ladylid version.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:48 PM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 17
Not for long, I'm hittin the wine cellar!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:46 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Uses Oil of Olay nightly because he can't get a date.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:37 PM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 17
single Quit crying, geesh, I was just commenting on your neckline and the whole biting the finger thing being hot! So that's what I've been doing wrong, I need to do the finger nibble thing more. Yeah, but, like me, you are a vegetarian. That would make us self-cannibals and hypocrites! pffft can't please everyone, may as well please ourselves. I'll go get the champagne!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:37 PM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 17
In that case, I'll feed you both carrot sticks. As long as there is champagne - I'll come to the party! Hey... that's a deal, as long as you promise to pop my cork and let it fizz out!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:35 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Stayed submerged in water too long.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:32 PM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 17
In that case, I'll feed you both carrot sticks.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:31 PM Topic: Any metaphor or proverb?
a personal favorite of mine... Forgiveness is the scent the violet sheds on the heel that has just crushed it. WTF does that mean? It means if you crush the violet, youll have really nice smelling feet. I hope the violet wasn't planted in compost.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:29 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Gets upset when I won't sell him paint because he tries to pay with Viagra, Extenze, and Enzyte.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:26 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Forgot whether he was Indian or Japanese

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:24 PM Topic: Any metaphor or proverb?
a personal favorite of mine... Forgiveness is the scent the violet sheds on the heel that has just crushed it. WTF does that mean?

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:23 PM Topic: SINGLE or TAKEN? - part 17
single Quit crying, geesh, I was just commenting on your neckline and the whole biting the finger thing being hot! So that's what I've been doing wrong, I need to do the finger nibble thing more. Actually, that pic of you with the Sarah Palin glasses is HOT!

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:21 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Impersonated a ballsack so that he could star in a porno.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:20 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45 Edited by Engraven_Image on Sun 07/04/10 11:21 PM
Played cousin It in The Addams Family.

Engraven_Image Joined Fri 01/25/08 Posts: 7798	Sun 07/04/10 11:17 PM Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 45
Is color blind, that is why is avatar is in Shades of Gray LMAO! So what does that say about your Avatar?

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