SOCIAL SECURITY SEX

Two men were talking.
"So, how's your sex life?"
"Oh, nothing special. I'm having Social Security sex."
"Social Security sex?"
"Yeah, you know: I get a little each month, but not enough to live on!"





LOUD SEX

A wife went in to see a therapist and said,
"I've got a big problem, doctor. Every time we're in bed and my husband climaxes, he lets out this ear splitting yell."
"My dear,"
the shrink said,
"that's completely natural. I don't see what the problem is."
"The problem is,"
she complained,
"It wakes me up!"





QUIET SEX

Tired of a listless sex life, the man came right out and asked his wife during a recent lovemaking session,
"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm?"
She glanced at him casually and replied,
"You're never home!"





CONFOUNDED SEX

A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said the cost would be $3,500 for "small, $6,500 for "medium, $14,000 for "large." The man was sure he would want a medium or large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking dejected.
"Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered,
"She'd rather remodel the kitchen".





WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SEX

A husband and his wife had a bitter quarrel on the day of their 40th wedding anniversary. The husband yells,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone that reads:
'Here Lies My Wife - Cold As Ever'."
"Yeah,"
she replies,
"When you die, I'm getting you a headstone reads:
'Here Lies My Husband - Stiff At Last.'"

ok im not crazy... when you gave us the fragmented lyrics this is the song that came to mind,,,but couldnt find it ..lol

and the name of the song is?????

tried that...that's why i asked for more lyrics lol

only thing other than michael jackson i could find..
sorry..
lol

so you're leaving
in the morning
on the early train
i could say everything's alright
and i could pretend and say goodbye

you got your ticket
you got your suitcase
you got your leaving smile
i could say thats the way it goes
i could pretend and you won't know
that i was lying

cuz i can't stop loving you
i can't stop loving you
no i can't stop loving you
though i tried

we took a taxi
to the station
not a word was said
i saw you walk across the road
for maybe the last time i dont know

i'm feeling humble
i heard a rumble
on the railway tracks
and when i hear that whistle blow
i walked away and you won't know
that i was crying

cuz i can't stop loving you
no i can't stop loving you
i just can't stop loving
though i tried

i just can't stop loving you
no i can't stop loving you
i just can't stop loving you
why do i try
why do i try




keith urban

they're good artists, tho.....i like their music

Trace Adkins?

Bucky Covington?

wow.....this is a really hard test.....i shoulda studied

i know of a song that's kinda like that.....I don't have to be me (til monday) by Steve Azar

YES YES Blonde curly hair kind of deep voice like Josh Turner.