Always a great appetizer for the main course!

HELL YEAH!!!!

like the kids and the penicillin? You have a point!


I dodged the bullet, so to speak, on those 2!

I can make a box of rocks look like a rocket scientist convention!!
How SMRT is that anyway?

how many times do you remember the fun, without the other crap that followed?

That one has never done anything for me!

Lust!!!
How many times has that one gotten you in over your head?

Then put the word out on them. You probably have some pretty good contacts, yes?
Maybe you should try contracting them? It doesn't have to be a huge thing. Just asking for cooperation.
Do you give them enough notice?

My mom still loves me!

Isn't it called a contract?
What do you expect from 2nd rate bands anyway? They generally have jobs & do this on the side.
Still wouldn't take the guff though.

A friend of mine is 5'6". He says he likes tall women. That away when they're toe-to-toe his nose is in it & when they are nose-to-nose his toes are in it.

You're right Kidd, you didn't get. Don't worry about it though.
My opinion:

Aint nuttin' wrong with junk in da trunk!!!!
Thank You Jesus, Thank You Lord!
Don't let those little assed girls bring ya down darlin'.

LMFAO!!!

man didn't become a playboy until Spandex was made. He was a liitle backwards when he wore Lycra.

Batman, Superman, PHOOWE!! The Green Hornet!! Oh yeah.

LMFAO

You mean like the FREE chat rooms, advertised on this site, that cost $50 a month????

Congratulations! You have handled the double edged sword & got deep & hard. I am a father of two girls who live with a step-father & I was a step-father. My ex-wife had children when we started dating, & later we had our girls. So I guess this can qualify me as someone who can give poor advice.

First of all: non-custodial parents have no say in the way the child(ren) are raised. Look it up in any family law book. So the father can get mad as hell, & can NOT do anything about it. It is very nice of to consider this though, since most do not. It's a good idea to keep in mind. Try and talk to the father if it's possible.

2nd of all: you have to set the mother down & ask what the boundaries are. DO NOT try to guess/learn as you go!! This gets to be a bad situation. You can fumble the ball & find yourself being attack on all sides. Or you run with the ball, you find yourself a lone & being attacked on all sides. (Remember that double edged sword thing?)

3rd: do not meet the children until you are comfortable with it. Tell the woman how you feel about it & let her know what your expectations are. Then you BOTH of you can decide when.

4th: this is the most important. Parenting does not come with a how-to manual. Every child book says you can't raise two children the same way, so doesn't that make them an oxymoron?? Are you such a shallow & inept person that your beliefs & manner of conduct is something you do not want to instill upon someone else? If you conduct yourself in an appropriate manner, what is wrong with it?

Every situation will be different, so these are just some thoughts for you to mull over. It will never be easy & you will probably receive a lot of different ideas, but you will have to live with the path you choose. It also doesn't change after the children get older either.

Good luck to you.

That was DAMN funny, I don't care who you are!!!