A couple of days before a group of friends leave for a fishing and camping trip that they spent weeks planning, Bob's wife tells him he can't go.
Disappointed, the men set out without him, only to discover Bob sitting at the sight, the tent set up, the campfire going and supper being cooked.
Curious, the men ask Bob what he said to convince his wife to let him go.
"Last night," he says, "she dimmed the lights, walked up to me wearing a sexy nightie, led me to the bedroom. The room was filled with candles and rose pedal. As she lay on the bed, she handed me some rope and said, 'tie me up and you can do whatever you want'."
"So I did, and here I am."