yep. my ex likes to pull up on the thongs...

i know...my honesty can be brutal at times...

i used to when i had braces...it was like i had a frikin extra spit valve...but i dont drool anymore :)

tom mabe is awesome...

totally fires a telemarketer lol

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm0WMmZGp80

then he would beat up stephen segal and leave...no formula needed :)

my fathers girlfriend is 2 years younger then my half brother...

but hes classy :)

then there is no formula for you...


lol


:)

well that depends...is Chuck Norris there?

yeah but its a sweet explanation! lol

im a chunk :)

and i posted it.

i am what i am, take it or leave it...

lol what was that for!

get a can of clown repelent...

hmmm...the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck...i mean it really depends on three factors...

1. the woodchucks desire to chuck wood...

2. the woodchucks need to chuck the wood...

3. the woodchucks ability to chuck the wood...

but otherwise...you could figure it out with a simple calculation...using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles...I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem...as there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation...C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1...as is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood...

:)

why what?

its in one of these pages, im pretty sure its within the first 10 pages...i dunno....


tools:
a working boat- to get off the island
tons of gas- to have enough gas to get somewhere
tons of fireowrks- in hopes that at night i can shoot some off and be spotted

person:
hmmm...the really really large man that lives down the street....because if it REALLY came down to it, he would bring 3 items, a knife, a flint, and a sandwich, and i would eat his sandwich and if i was desperate enough, i would totally eat him, but there would be so much that it would last me a while, thus allowing me to live longer.

:)

that question has already been answered as well...

ahhhh that would be effin sweet!

you sound a little disappointed lol

lol ive already answered this one

gooooood morning everyone :)

hope everyones night was grand and morning was lovely!