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WOMAN'S POEM.
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed. Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "how big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. MAN'S POEM... I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs Who owns a liquor store and a golf course. This Doesn't rhyme and I don't give a S@%t. |
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In a situation where my smoking becomes a problem, I smoke.
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Fine with me, get to see u twice as much 
Smooth man, I am envious. |
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Let's see... I went out for coffee with friends, played some video games, laughed a bunch, asked a woman out for a date (no response yet), and abused complete strangers from a moving vehicle. (Just kidding.)
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You do see if you have something in common with the lady, right?
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Wiley, we meet again.
Try opening with a joke... Bad idea. Try..... Haven't a clue. I'm not helpful tonight at all. Sorry. |
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no offense but...
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Actually I think he IM'ed me earlier. It was cool. We exchanged notes.
Yeah, I got his number. |
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Topic:
no offense but...
Edited by
Big_Jim
on
Tue 01/15/08 08:39 PM
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Sorry, mouse stuck again.
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At least we aren't total weirdos. Yet. Wait until some nut job gets on here saying Abbadon sent him to destroy the world of men for His Satanic Majesty. Yeah, watch out for that guy.
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Topic:
no offense but...
Edited by
Big_Jim
on
Tue 01/15/08 08:34 PM
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Organized little hordes of rebellious creatures have ruined many an outing. I hate them so....
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But hey... they can help if you are under assault by squirrels! Yes! Never underestimate the power of small creatures in large numbers... Horrid little beasts.... |
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im good looking Whatever you have to tell yourself to get you through the day. 
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Seriously. I've been known to frighten children and small woodland creatures from time to time. It's a gift and a curse at the same time. 
We share the same fate, my friend. |
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You forgot to hold up the stick in that picture though!
I do what I can. |
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ummm... *insert insightful comment here*
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Topic:
no offense but...
Edited by
Big_Jim
on
Tue 01/15/08 08:12 PM
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And here as well.
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Present and accounted for.
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Well, I'm an ugly bastard. And I'm bored.
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Well, this is a sausage fest (mostly), so I have an appointment with a bottle of Sailor Jerry's that I have been putting off all night.
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I drive around.
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