"Don't laugh!" said Oren "Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Oren said, and proceeded to drop his trousers,revealing the tiniest 'hoo-ha' the doctor had ever seen. It could not have been bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling, and then fell laughing to the floor.Ten minutes later, he was able to struggle to his feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I really am. I do not know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a gentleman, I promise it will not happen again. Now what seems to be the problem?"

"It's swollen," Oren replied...

A woman walked into the dentist's, removed her clothes and sat in the chair with a leg over each side of the chair. The dentist looked puzzled and told her "I think you're in the wrong office madam, the Gynecologist is three doors down the hall"!
She replied, "No mistake, yesterday you fitted my husband with new dentures.... today I want you to REMOVE them"!!!!