You can lead a horse to water but you can't have it do advanced calculus with a lobster bib and a Little Richard's Greatest Hits CD

October 26

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza at Southern Israel, no injuries reported.

November 9

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza and landed in Southern Israel in a field, no injuries reported. In response, Israeli jets struck Hamas positions in Gaza, with no casualties reported.

Cobra (1986)



Crime is a disease. Meet the cure.

A tough-on-crime street cop must protect the only surviving witness to a strange murderous cult with far reaching plans.

7 out of 10

Conquest of the Planet of the Apes (1972)



All new! The revolt of the apes. The most awesome spectacle in the annals of science fiction!

In a futuristic world that has embraced ape slavery, Caesar, the son of the late simians Cornelius and Zira, surfaces after almost twenty years of hiding out from the authorities, and prepares for a slave revolt against humanity. The 4th movie in the original series.

8 out of 10

Rage of the Master (AKA The Hero, AKA Wang Yu, the Destroyer) (Released between 1972 and 1975. There is no consensus on the web)



A kung fu school's master is killed by a disgruntled former student and now casino owner (Sit Hon), and the master's children seek out the help of Tiger Wong (Jimmy Wang Yu) to get revenge.

6 out of 10

November 17

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza and landed near the border wall separating Israel from Gaza. Rocket alert sirens in Israel did not activate, and there were no reports of injuries or damage.

November 23

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza and landed in an open area in Southern Israel. No damage or casualties were reported, and sirens in Israel were not set off.

December 13

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza and set off rocket sirens in Southern Israel, and landed in an open area in Shaar HaNegev. Israeli jets struck a Hamas base in response, no casualties were reported in either incident.

December 17

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza, setting off rocket sirens in the Sha'ar HaNegev region of Southern Israel. The rocket landed in the Gaza Strip. The IDF struck two sites in Gaza in retaliation, no injuries were reported.

December 20

At least 3 rockets

At least three rockets were fired over the Lebanon border, landing in Israel. The IDF blamed the Lebanese military for the strikes, and responded with their own artillery fire. No injuries were reported.

January 1

5 rockets

Five rockets were fired from Gaza at Israel, two landed in open areas in Israel and three landed within the Gaza Strip.

January 24

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza, landing in an open area in the Sha'ar Hanegev regional council and not causing damage or injury.

March 11

4 rockets

Four rockets were fired from Gaza towards Israel, all fell in open areas. No injuries reported.

May 3-8

Multiple mortars, 1 rocket

Many mortar rounds were fired at Israeli forces engaged in “operational activities” near the security fence in the Southern Gaza Strip during the first week of May 2016. These mortars were meant to disrupt the Israelis, who were engaged in detecting and destroying Hamas attack tunnels dug between Gaza and Israel. No injuries were reported, but tunnel detecting equipment was damaged. In response, the IDF fired on Palestinian Interior Ministry buildings, Hamas outposts, and other targets, damaging structures and causing two civilian injuries. The Israeli Air Force struck back at the militants as well, hitting four Hamas targets on May 6. A rocket was fired by Hamas militants from Gaza on May 7, 2016, landing in the Eshkol region and exploding without damaging structures or injuring Israelis. In response, the Israeli Air Force struck two Hamas targets.

May 25

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza into Israeli territory by the small Salafi jihadist group Ajnad Beit al-Maqdis. The rocket landed in an open Israeli field, and no injuries were reported. The IAF carried out strikes against Hamas positions in Southern Gaza in retaliation.

August 21

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Gaza and landed near Sderot and Sha'ar Hanegev, the rocket was found between two houses in Sderot. No injuries were reported. Hamas military installations were struck the next day and night by Israeli fire in multiple unusually heavy retaliatory strikes.

September 10

1 rocket

One rocket was fired from Syria, landing in the Golan Heights and not causing any injuries. The fire was attributed to spillover from the Syrian civil war, and in response the Israeli Air Force struck Syrian military targets.

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