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Sun 01/27/08 06:15 AM


there is one thing thats a bigger enemy to man than terrorists
Vibrators are mans worse enemy!!
its weird how woman will spend 20 dollars on one rather then us guys? what is wrong with you woman

I don't think there is anything wrong with them
I love to use them on a woman
Or let them do it themselves


idk i'd prefer using my hands or my own thing...to make a girl swirm or scream dude...those plastic toys are getting to popular

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Sun 01/27/08 06:14 AM


Monsta you have it ALLLLL Wrong.

They're just a tool and you need to learn how to use 'em!

LOTS of fun!

Anything that can make her squirm and scream is a GOOD thing.

bigsmile


so you're saying you would prefer a vibrator then yourself?

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Sun 01/27/08 06:13 AM
down with vibrators guys should seriously boycott them lol

they take away from us getting some action

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Sun 01/27/08 05:58 AM
there is one thing thats a bigger enemy to man than terrorists
Vibrators are mans worse enemy!!
its weird how woman will spend 20 dollars on one rather then us guys? what is wrong with you woman

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Sun 01/27/08 05:53 AM
that just makes me want to go on a run from the cops dammit im going to play grand theft auto lol

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Sun 01/27/08 05:48 AM
it would be fun to chase down some prisoners lol

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Sun 01/27/08 05:46 AM

even our prison is sort of open!! lol the prisoners can go outside to work in the gardens and theres no wall or fences leads straight to the main rd.the thing is we live on an island so they cant run anywhere so they dont bother trying lol.i remember one escaping once and he was found a week later at his mates house, the police took their time looking for him coz they new where he was!


well thats pretty dumb..should put on like dog shock collars so they wont leave the premises i would laugh so hard if they did that

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Sun 01/27/08 05:44 AM
good movie
and english people are funny come on admit it..you came here with big boats and armys then got beat but us farmers with pitch forks..and just drink tea all day... and then spice girls!!! greatest achievment lol...but then Hot Fuzz goood movie....
and im just joking by best friend is from england

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Sun 01/27/08 05:38 AM
and they had guns!!!

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Sun 01/27/08 05:38 AM
u kno wut i think about England i loved the movie Hot Fuzz!!!

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Sun 01/27/08 05:33 AM
dogs depends on the type.. i mean honestly if a dog attacked me i would kick it in the face...but if a cop had a gun with a dog then im on the floor waiting lol

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Sun 01/27/08 05:26 AM
well lesson learned run from the cops...get shot..end of the day

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Sun 01/27/08 05:24 AM

they dont have guns, tend to use dogs to bring them down.i mean they have them if they are dealing with someone with a gun..but they bring the armed officers in for that.our police just have the old batons!!


old batons personally i would prefer to be shot in a spot i would be fine from then be beaten with a club numerous times

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Sun 01/27/08 05:22 AM
thats blows

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Sun 01/27/08 05:21 AM
well um thats why hes ur ex for doing all those messed up things... well honestly if you run from the cops its kind of like resisting arrest and technically cops can do what ever is necessary to get him in custody to avoid danger to other in the vicinity. so its not a bad thing but not good either

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Sun 01/27/08 05:20 AM

im glad our police dont have guns...noway


yeah they'd club the guy to death or tazer him lol

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Sun 01/27/08 05:17 AM

Going down South-I thought you didn't like the South....anyway have a fun trip!!!!:tongue:


haha i dont not like the south i joke around lol

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Sun 01/27/08 04:54 AM
its to early and annoying to read that length this early
make it shorter!

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Sun 01/27/08 04:48 AM
to long to read..make it short

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Sun 01/27/08 04:46 AM
me and my are probably going on tour for a road trip down south and most likely towards the west =)
i'll keep it posted when and where we go but it would be appreciated if anyone would show support!!

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