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Guts or Balls...
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There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next, fatty." I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome, since both ultimately result in death. lol |
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good morning jsh and mingle
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well i havnt been to bed yet lol
its 5:30 in the morning haha people keeping me up all over the world im so bored and cant sleep 15 days till the army comes every one excited for christmas |
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what keeps you up?
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uhhh the constant talk to people around the world
i talk to people from usa england australia korea its hard because i have to be up at a certain hour to talk to them |
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Whats your favorite beer?
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or sam adams october fest :P
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Whats your favorite beer?
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Coors
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it really doesnt matter with looks with me
im no gorgeous guy myself i just want that click feeling |
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Halfway as far as the money in my pocket will take me. The other half is for the trip home. haha yes when i come back from the military me and a buddy are going to australia to visit a friend it would be cool cuz i love australian accents |
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10 miles away 50 miles? how bout a hundred, a whole state you say? Maybe even across the united states,
What about around the globe to find that perfect person how far is your limit |
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im glad its over
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thanks for all the help on my recent posts ppl
it really helped me get through this and im so appreciative i just now am setting my goals higher and my standards a little higher leaving for the army 17 days :] |
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god help me please
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well for starters....i would slow down... she says she loves you, then she says she dosent know what she wants twice in the same message. IF you havent dated her since 7th grade, how could she love the man that you have become? thats the thing idk we like talk to eachother about our problems and stuff over the computer all the times how were just like both in dead end relationships |
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god help me please
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idk what to do no more
me and the girl broke up i know i dont want her back but a friend from 7th grade that i dated has been talking to me sorta asking for my opinions on guys and ive told her mine with my ex then like all of a sudden i just got a message and it was like do you remember all the stuff we used to do when we were in 7th grade and then it came to this in the end I love you David i just dont know what i want to get out of here in my 22 days i dont want to come back to much drama here with girls i just gahh idk what i want any more |
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how dumb is it
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that my ex is talking to me i go you need to tell the sgts your not going to the army no more there gonna help em get you out of your traffic ticket she goes why cant i fk em over they have done it to me plenty of times i was like if they would of came to your peliminary where u say guilty not guilty and thats it there would of been nothing you could do so they didnt fk u over she hasnt texted back i just dont want the sgts getting worked over right before i leave and she is supposed to because there only allowed to lose 10% of recruits a year and its like 2 ppl are 10% so idk should i tell the sgts shes not going or should i let her deal with it cuz i dont like when people stick other people up last min Hey dbad... Would you like a shot of Tequila, and a joint?? You seem alittle high strung today. oh very much so i really could use both but i cant get high cuz the army |
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It would be FUN
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hi Steve I don't like long walks on the beach, hell you first have to park, get out walk and then turn around to get to the same place you started from. you said it to much work haha |
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how dumb is it
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that my ex is talking to me i go
you need to tell the sgts your not going to the army no more there gonna help em get you out of your traffic ticket she goes why cant i fk em over they have done it to me plenty of times i was like if they would of came to your peliminary where u say guilty not guilty and thats it there would of been nothing you could do so they didnt fk u over she hasnt texted back i just dont want the sgts getting worked over right before i leave and she is supposed to because there only allowed to lose 10% of recruits a year and its like 2 ppl are 10% so idk should i tell the sgts shes not going or should i let her deal with it cuz i dont like when people stick other people up last min |
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DEVIL STICKS
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I wanna get stuck... stick me! haha |
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DEVIL STICKS
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there addicting
thats what im doing in my picture but i was actually pretty trashed then im sorta bad sorta not better than a lot of people hahaha but i look new compaired to the good ones who can do it |
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Block Me or Stalk me,
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i would stalk prolly
not sure haha |
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what should i do pt 2
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spread it all aroun town then when u come back home u will have alot of large (pregnant) womern chasin u around. no wait go 2 redtube.com hahaha funny funny man |
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what should i do pt 2
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I have allot of friends married to the military, there are those who have no discretion about what they do while their man is away, there are soldiers who actually use that to their advantage, and are key to ask if a girl's husband is home or deployed...it is difficult to be away from the person you love...it does not excuse digressions of that sort, don't look for anything serious you are starting a whole new life enjoy it how did u get your eyes to do that in your picture its actually pretty cool and grabs my attention haha |
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what should i do pt 2
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why go looking for a girl at all... why not stay single and just date here and there... obviously you are fine with the break up like she is to be able to look for some one else as well... correct... pretty sure they would frown on you having relations with some one in the boot camp anyhow.. actually plenty of people are getting married i know to people they know from basic training and no im not fine with break up im heart broken but she was playing the field with me and him both keeping me around so in the end i ended it for good and she was like noo dont do this to me i went on a date last night and she was like today shes a skank she makes me jealous were not together but you shouldnt be with any one else well if you go out on a date with a guy and you go to his house every day why cant i do the same and shes not a skank shes 18 and hasnt had sex |
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