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Nut and bolt erotica
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Ssssssssssscchhhh.......you people need dates I just need someone to help me fix my car ... then a kick-ax road trip is in order....... after this thing is done run it's course... I ain't goin back to New Orleans to pick up my car till this stuff dies down there... what a shame... |
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Nut and bolt erotica
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Not all men have the same skills when it comes to handling nuts and bolts ., Some Accidentally slip , others misfire and hit their thumb ... others have confused coordination and Just end up with flailing nuts and bolts . I will never say I have skills of any kind, but I did get a hilarious mind picture of flailing nuts and bolts into the air, kinda like "Christmas Story" when they're changing the tire. |
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Topic:
Nut and bolt erotica
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Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Sometimes you just need a ratchet wrench. Fast. *Hands Soufie Socket wrench, Fast! |
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Nut and bolt erotica
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I'm sat here with an old rusty bolt and a can of penetrating oil thinking about my next move I remember cleaning car parts in the 60's with kerosene, and of-course, it was 30 degrees and dusk. My hands were so cold, they wouldn't straighten out, especially to open door knobs n stuff, and Little did we know how bad that stuff really was for us. |
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Nut and bolt erotica
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Goodness, so many comments already. Well, I shall never publicly move to erotica, but thank you for sharing Darkowl. I'm honored to share a little silliness now and then, thanks! |
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Nut and bolt erotica
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There's nothing quite like screwing and banging and hammering, and pushing in a shaft with an interference fit. My neighbours complained about the noise when I do it. Just jealous. Yes indeed brotha, and they'll be more jealous when you're running smooth and cruisin down the street... |
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Nut and bolt erotica
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I love it! thank you! |
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Nut and bolt erotica
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Lmao, Thankya kindly.
Thought I'd put somethin out there before i go to the crypt. |
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Topic:
Nut and bolt erotica
Edited by
darkowl1
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Tue 04/07/20 01:27 AM
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Take a wrench, and notice the fine subtle curves, from the neck down to the handle, and gently take the bolt, hard, erect, and spiraled, and move it toward the grooved hole with a perfect fit, threads and spirals lining up, anticipating the tip entering the opening, and turning it gently at first, slowly so they mesh, with a small amount of lock-tight, that acts like a blue cool lubricant.
It feels smooth to the turning, slowly a good pace against your fingers, feeling good, ever better, as you turn it more down deep into the hole just meant for this hard steel-spiraled shaft, spinning, slowing, as the wrench hovers over to finish the job of the perfect fit, coming down over the bolt, cradling the head, as the real torque begins... Oohh yeah, the wrench, the muscles and power that pull and twist, and pull again, as it drives your bolt home toward the head, as the hole accepts the shaft, deep inside it's incredibly tight walls, hot to the touch, as the satisfactory pulls guide it home to stay thrust to the hilt forever, and locked into place for the climax......... A pause......Another hole, and a shiny steel shaft, waiting to drive home...until the next bolt....... and the next....no wonder building something is so much fun. |
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I have the howling wind, just like in the movies, Coy Wolves howling on top of the wind, coyote's yipping, Gambel's Quail oooweeeooww-ing back and forth (these are so adorable!), and a huge full moon that actually shows colors. The trees are actually green, my tan arms, blue trim on the house, and even the yellow flowers carpeting the desert floor in droves. This is perfect!
If I had a human yakkin at me, all these amazing happenings would be drowned out, and dismissed possibly. I also wouldn't put another with me, just out of respect for their safety and well being most of all, and what audacity I would have, to put another in this incredibly tiny mountain one room cabin for even a day, even if they weren't in incredible mortal danger, thinking that they might enjoy my company. I would be arrogant to think they might. |
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Topic:
Van Gogh's Paintings
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Jaish, I can't stop staring at the Octagon Church.... the figures coming from it, the figures in the foreground, and how different they are.
Crystal, I want to go to that place, "The Harvest". Your play on color is inviting, and very positive! |
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Topic:
MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 3
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If not sick, why take medicine.
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Topic:
what made you smile today?
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This guy at the mercantile cut the longest, loudest, nastiest fart, and the guy at the counter was drinkin a coke, and he's laughing too hard and choked on his coke, and everyone in the place was laughin pretty much. I think everyone needed it the way things have been going.
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Well hello! welcome!
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Topic:
no messages
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You might have to initiate contact maybe...
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Yeah, if you're giving her Regular Unleaded....
Why not give her Jet Fuel... you'll be so hungry for her, you can't stop, reciprocation will never even cross your mind... It's about that look on her face.....back when I as active 30 years ago I did anything and everything to get that incredible amazing look on her face.... legs squeezing hard, gritting teeth, tendons in her neck, hissing like a locomotive, jawbone muscles in knots, lips in a half sneer/smile, face turning darker and darker from the blood rushing to her head.... you get the picture..... Golly Geee, I'd like to do that again, just once...... |
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Topic:
Yum or yuk - part 4
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Absolutely..... yum.
Baba Ghanouj |
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Topic:
Yum or yuk - part 4
Edited by
darkowl1
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Sun 04/05/20 04:37 PM
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double post
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Topic:
China's Batwoman virologist
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I am not pointing the finger at her darkowl .. her research did happen that is fact . The institute are refusing to answer any questions or allow her to speak to media . There lack of transparency is what fuels suspicion . I remain open Minded about all possibilities . We have yet to find the origin of covid I really like your unbiased approach when you give us info Blondey, and your posts are caring and thoughtful, and I have never seen otherwise from you. you have my utmost respect. |
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Topic:
China's Batwoman virologist
Edited by
darkowl1
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Sun 04/05/20 01:54 PM
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Too bad the narrow minded, greedy, and prejudiced, and finger pointers are the ones truly in control.
Good people like this are forgotten! and they buried her and her colleagues in propaganda, bureaucracy, and be-littlement. Why do humans make up their mind, and stick to it, even if it's wrong, and won't even look at something like this...... and still HATE an entire people? Instead of the FEW who are ENTIRELY RESPONSIBLE. Just once! I'd like to see a president, dictator, emperor, be on the front lines and trenches instead of hiding away in a lofty safe bungalow. Bigoted cowards. PUT A CAPE ON THIS WOMAN!!!!! |
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