It's pretty impressive...

Guy I'm seeing bought me a double sided Batman knife.

I can't decide if he's awesome, or stupid to do so. I've got a temper.

Your therapist sounds like the lamest person ever. Maybe you should get a new one...

Besides, being mildly evil is what makes life a good time

Aww Goof, You're so sweet.

I could be your best friend. Or nemesis.

Ooooh nemesis!

Mom. You're pissing me off.

Oooh yay. Maybe it's just cuz he's a sun, sand and surf kinda fella?

Rawr we will.

But at the end of the night, I'm gonna make you cry like a leetle girl! Muahahahahahaa *cough* Ha

Turns out the only chicks who make it passed the stoop are the ones who bore him to tears or can smoke him out right aways.

Fear and I would last since there's no way he'd be able to put me under the stoop after I get him flying Besides, that I'm wicked awesome.

Seriously though, there's a lot about me I throw right out there. I'm loud, swear too much, smoke weed, listen to odd music, have a wicked weird sense of humour and random knowledge fountain brain. Guys are usually intimidated or weirded out. Don't know which I like best...

Hey man, I'm so used to my laptop I don't eeeevvveerrrr use a tower

People hate the mousepad. My thumbs must be more advanced.

Dude! Are you writing my obituary Fear? Is this a sign? Is this the end? MY TIME IS NOWWW!!!!

Yea its kinda ridiculous right now here. Its cold and snowy. But we took the Hummer out last night to tour in the snow. Its like a winter dream!!!

Hows the weather there...

MM, I want to have your babies. At least 3. That is all.

Hey stoners Love from a wintery winter land!

I was way too baked to see this Thank god I took my contacts out

Bound to happen, really.

Creepers.

I officially want Jada Pinkett Smith's life. She just blew my mind a lil.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nHGGAmJCYI

That seriously brought a tear to me eye Oh JOY!