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Sat 10/30/10 01:21 PM


Sex? What is this 'sex' you speak of?
Is it like a breakfast dish that is
served while in bed? Breakfast is
always good in the morning.

Yes.
There is Rice Sex.
Wheat Sex.
I forget the third one.
would that be corn sex you're thinking of sophie? Lol

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Wed 10/27/10 10:47 AM

Hi I'm ( insert sexy smart name here) & I'm only ( insert optimum age here) But I've been single for 3 years now ( OK that part IS true) I live in/on/at ( insert amazing dream location here ) part of the year when I'm not jetting around to my other homes in/at/on ( insert optional extra locations here ) I realize I may look like ( insert sexy beautiful starlet here) but life sure gets lonely sometimes. Please e-mail me or call me on my cell at ( insert witty e-mail addy & cell phone # here) I'd love to hear from you !!!
( re-insert sexy smart name here )

LOL!!!!!!!!!!
omg! You're hired! Lol

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Wed 10/27/10 08:51 AM
I won't do the yahoo thing

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Wed 10/27/10 08:33 AM


I'm glad you were being nice sneaks! I'd hate to see the horns come out! Lol
give it a year they will come out lol
why a year? It all depends on what they come out for. Right? Lol

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Wed 10/27/10 08:25 AM
I'm glad you were being nice sneaks! I'd hate to see the horns come out! Lol

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Wed 10/27/10 08:21 AM

try becoming really good friends with someone and after a year or so finding out they had a secret and was not the person you thought they were.
I was married for 11 and that happened to me. Sucks! Huh?

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Wed 10/27/10 08:15 AM


Just half the time sneaks? Lol
ok 90 percent that better lol
much better! Lol! I was just playin. You know?

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Wed 10/27/10 08:11 AM

get to know people in the forums. posters are only a small fraction of the actual members here. some members just read the forums. someone might see something you said that sparks an interest.

But report scammers. The site can't do anything about them if we don't know about them.
thanks yellowrose! Reporting starts now! Lol

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Wed 10/27/10 07:53 AM
Just half the time sneaks? Lol

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Wed 10/27/10 07:40 AM

I must be lucky. I think I've only come across one person who seemed scammer-ish.
lucky you singmesweet! Lol! I get them all the time. Do I have goof written on my forhead? Lol

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Wed 10/27/10 07:19 AM
I agree! I get the same story... Both my parents died in an auto crash. I'm living in UK with my grandmother, who is dying. Blah blah blah! Wish I could just find someone real to get to know.

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Wed 10/27/10 07:03 AM
What happened to being honest about who you are and where you live? I'm tired of getting all the women from Ghana, Nigeria and the UK who portray themselves as living here!

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Wed 10/27/10 06:32 AM
Hello New Mexico!

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Wed 10/27/10 05:50 AM
Cancer... Yeah baby! :)

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Mon 10/25/10 09:26 AM
Always depends. If the chemistry is there. Why not?

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Mon 10/25/10 08:43 AM
Thanks Tammy! You're an angel! :)

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Mon 10/25/10 08:36 AM


I keep getting women from Nigeria or Ghana.
Either that or the women I write just look
at my profile and don't say a thing.
Why can't I find someone real on here?

Hmmm.
How do your tid-bits compare to Torgo's?
couldn't tell you. What tid-bits?

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Mon 10/25/10 07:31 AM
I keep getting women from Nigeria or Ghana. Either that or the women I write just look at my profile and don't say a thing. Why can't I find someone real on here?

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Sat 10/23/10 07:18 AM

laugh Do you wanna eat my taco?:wink:
is it a soft taco? Lol

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Wed 05/07/08 12:49 PM
Ok, you started it. I am fighting for equal rights on this one...thats right. That means if a guy goes down on you for twenty minutes, you go down on him for twenty minutes!! Its only fair!! Oh, and ladies, there is more to a bj than just playin with the tip, work it all.noway laugh


drinker Here! Here! I agree dude! drinker