best wish's for a speedy recovery

you can thank jsh for the stars...i didnt do that...lol

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's ****... that's right, ****! **** may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get ****-faced, Be ****-out-of-luck, Or have **** for brains. With a little effort, you can get your **** together, find a place for your ****, or be asked to **** or get off the pot. You can smoke ****, buy ****, sell ****, lose ****, find ****, forget ****, and tell others to eat ****. Some people know their ****, while others can't tell the difference between **** and shineola. There are lucky ****s, dumb ****s, and crazy ****s. There is bull ****, horse ****, and chicken ****. You can throw ****, sling ****, catch ****, shoot the ****, or duck when the **** hits the fan. You can give a **** or serve **** on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep **** or be happier than a pig in ****. Some days are colder than ****, some days are hotter than ****, and some days are just plain ****ty. Some music sounds like ****, things can look like ****, and there are times when you feel like ****. You can have too much ****, not enough ****, the right ****, the wrong **** or a lot of weird ****. You can carry ****, have a mountain of ****, or find yourself up **** creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to **** and other times you fall in a bucket of **** and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your ****, you don't need to know anything else!! You could p ass this along, if you give a ****; or not do so if you don't give a ****! Well ****, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a **** and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of ****. ; But, if you happened to catch a load of **** from some ****-head.......... Well, **** Happens!!!

lol...no offense taken...liked your ancers by the way!

Jen, I like you, but are you trying to turn this into a myspace survey site?



no just tryin to rid myself of a little boredom....lol:)

Here's what you're supposed to do. Copy this entire e-mail and change
all of the answers so they apply to you.
Then send it to everyone you know, INCLUDING me.
So you should get back a lot of get-to-know-you e-mails.
You'll learn a lot about your friends that you maybe didn't know.
Please take 5 minutes of your day to do this.


FULL NAME: jennifer
NICKNAME(s) :jen
HOMETOWN: san bernardino
BORN: june 19th
CURRENT RESIDENCE: rialto
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS: both
FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING: thousand island
DO YOU DRINK: sometimes
SHAMPOO & CONDITIONER OR JUST CONDITIONER:both
HAVE YOU EVER GONE SKINNY DIPPING:no
DO YOU MAKE FUN OF PEOPLE: sometimes
FAVORITE COLORS: red,black,grey,white
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME: uhhh..no comment
BEST ON-LINE FRIENDS: undecided
ONE PILLOW OR TWO: two
PETS: several
FAVORITE TYPES OF MUSIC: alternative rock,rap
DREAM CAR: the one i own in better condition
TYPE OF CAR YOU DRIVE NOW: honda, accord
WHAT TYPE OF CAR WAS YOUR FIRST CAR: monte carlo
TOOTHPASTE: colgate
FAVORITE FOOD: buritos
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS:sometimes
FAVORITE TOWN TO CHILL IN: rialto i guess..i chill at home
FAVORITE ICE CREAM: strawberry cheesecake
FAVORITE SOFT DRINK: diet coke
FAVORITE TYPE OF FAMILY GAME TO PLAY:cards
WHAT IS YOUR BAD TIME of DAY: dont have one
FAVORITE TIME OF YEAR: spring
ADIDAS, NIKE, OR REEBOK: adidas
FAVORITE PERFUME OR COLOGNE: curve
FAVORITE WEBSITE: myspace
FAVORITE SUBJECT IN SCHOOL: none
FAVORITE MOVIE YOU HAVE SEEN RECENTLY OR FAVORITE TYPE OF MOVIE: the sweetest thing
LEAST FAVORITE SUBJECT: none
FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK : alize
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: extreme sports-sk8boarding
MOST HUMILIATING MOMENT: no comment
CRAZIEST OR SILLIEST PERSON YOU KNOW: melissa
WHAT DO YOU LOOK FOR IN THE OPPOSITE SEX: honesty,easy going
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU:n/a
PERSON YOU SENT THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND:?

1)Your monthly house payments exceed your annual income.
2)You drive next to a Rolls Royce and don't notice.
3)You don't know anyone's phone number unless you check
your cell phone.
4)You speak Spanish, but you're not Mexican.
5)You begin to "lie" to your friends about how close you
are when you know damn well that it'll take you at least an hour to get there (see below).
6)Getting anywhere from point A to point B, no matter what the distance, takes about "twenty minutes".
7)You drive to your neighborhood block party.
8)In the "winter", you can go to the beach and ski at Big Bear on the same day or mow your lawn in your shorts on New Years Day, and maybe sunburn.
9)You eat a different ethnic food for every meal.
10)If your destination is more than 5 minutes away on foot, you're definitely driving.
11)Calling your neighbors requires knowing their area code.
12)You know what "In-'N-Out" is and feel bad for all the other states because they don't have any.
13)You don't stop at a STOP sign, you do a California Roll.
14)You really can never be too rich or too thin or too tan.
15)You've partied in >Tijuana at least 3 times and you don't
remember at least 1 of them.
16)You go to a tanning salon before going to the beach.
17)You eat pineapple on pizza.
18)Your cell phone has left a permanent impression on the
side of your head.
19)You think that Venice is a beach.
20)The waitress asks if you'd like "carbs" in your meal.
21)You know who the tinsel underwear dude in Venice Beach is.
22)You classify new people you meet by their Area Code. An
"818" would never date a "562" and anyone from "323" or "213" is ghetto/second class. Best area code: "949." Nobody likes anyone from the "909" because it stinks there.
23)You call 911 and they put you on hold.
24)You have a gym membership because it's mandatory.
25)The gym is packed at 3pm...on a workday.
26) You think you are better than the people who live "Over
the Hill". It doesn't matter which side of the hill you are currently residing, you are just better than them, for whatever reason.
27)You know that if you drive two miles in any direction you
will find a McDonald's or a Starbucks.
28)You know what "sigalert", "PCH", and "the five" mean.
29)You can't remember . . . is pot illegal?
30)It's barely sprinkling rain and there's a report on every news station: "STORM WATCH".
31)The Terminator is your governor.
32)You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from California...

I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:

1. I do physical labor.
2. I work at great depths.
3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
5. I work in a damp environment.
6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
7. I work in high temperatures
.8. My work exposes me to diseases.

Reply:
Dear Penis,After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the management denies your request for the following reasons:

1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH brief work period.
3. You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are often seen visiting other locations.

Copy, Paste, Don't look at the bottom before you do the thing or it won't work!

This is scary but pretty accurate.

1. Which color is better red, black, green, blue, or yellow? red

2. What's your first initial? j

3. What month is your birthday? june

4. Which color do you like more, black or white? black

5. Name one of your friends. melissa

6. Your favorite number? 13

7. Do you like flying or driving more? driving

8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? ocean

9. Think of a wish, but don't write it.



--Answers--

1. If you chose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black : You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love and give good advice to those who are down.
yellow - you are a very happy person.

2. If you're initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.

3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will last forever.
July-Sept: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will be great, and eventually you will find your soul mate.

4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take you on a different direction, it will seem hard at times but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.

5. This person is your best friend.

6. if it is
1-50 you are a very lovable person and you have a great life
more then 50 is nothing

7. If you chose:
Flying - You like adventure.
Driving 1- You are a laid back person.

8. If you chose:
Lake - You are loyal to your friends, your lover, and yourself. You are very reserved and not emotional.
Ocean - You are spontaneous and like to please people sometimes.

9. This wish will come true only if you repost this with the title:


Emotion test, don't you dare cheat.

Pick the month
you were born in:
1 - I shot
2 - I needed
3 - i stabbed
4 - I ran shirtless with
5 - i am goin 2 b a
6 - I Banged
7 - I ate
8 -I smoked with
9 - I slept with
10 - I cuddled with
11 - I ran naked with
12-I killed

Pick the day (number)
you were born on:
01 - A french fry
02 -Paris Hilton
03 - a ninja turtle
04 - the kool-aid man
05 - a homo
06 - a jew
07 - a male stripper
08 - a jew
09 - a gangster
10 - a bag of weed
11 - a crackhead
12 - Santa Claus
13 - a bowl of cereal
14 - a whore
15 - a trojan man
16 - a jellybean
17 - a homo
18 - Barney the dinosaur
19 - an orange
20 - ur boyfriend
21 - my lover
22 - a bisexual
23 - a banana
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - my crush
27 - a sexy girl
28 - a toothbrush
29 - your dealer
30 - a tooth pick
31 - ur grandma


Pick the color of
the shirt you are wearing::
White - because im sexy as heck
Black - because I love weed
Grey - because I have AMAZING boobs
Red - because the lil people told me too
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Stripes- because i own your monkey
Purple - because I'm gay
Pink - because I'm a fun drunk
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because im a god(dess) in bed
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown - because my moma made me


repost with your ancers

warm tea......or nyquill....lol