grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr kids

awww Bungle just brought me a crayon that I missed , I swear she is not a cat

ya my cell died an the cell has your number or I woulda used the land line to call back arghhhhhhhh having one of those everything crumbling around me days (feels like its not really but its been a long day already my back is angry an I'm upset)

Canadians:


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
September through May,
You may live in Canada .


If someone in a Home Depot store
Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
You may live in Canada .


If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
You may live in Canada .


If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
With someone who dialed a wrong number,
You may live in Canada .


If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
South of Detroit for the weekend,
You may live in Canada .


If you measure distance in hours,
You may live in Canada .


If you know several people
Who have hit a deer more than once,
You may live in Canada .


If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
In the same day and back again,
You may live in Canada .


If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
During a raging blizzard without flinching,
You may live in Canada .


If you install security lights on your house and garage,
But leave both unlocked,
You may live in Canada .


If you carry jumper cables in your car
And your wife knows how to use them,
You may live in Canada .


If you design your kid's Halloween costume
To fit over a snowsuit,
You may live in Canada .


If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
You're going 95 and everybody is passing you,
You may live in Canada .


If driving is better in the winter
Because the potholes are filled with snow,
You may live in Canada .


If you know all 4 seasons:
Almost winter, winter, still winter,
and road construction,
You may live in Canada .
(this is my favourite, because how true)

If you have more miles
On your snow blower than your car,
You may live in Canada .

If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly',
You may live in Canada .

If you actually understand these jokes,
and forward them to all
your friends,

you definitely are Canadian and proud to be.

I'm not gonna do THAT !! what ever he can eat my garbage if he wants I aint bringing it in my house garbage day only comes around every two weeks out here

I didn't clean it up yet but the bear dragged a lot of garbage here an there an every where in my yard two cans
Spidy shcit in the bath tub last night
let dog out feed dog and cat
come back home
drive Willow to work
gotta clean up that garbage
"turn on my video game MOM"
feed me mom drive mom mom
bla bla blaaaaaaaa

garbage.......EVERYWHERE


gawd ....... can there be ONE DAY that I don't have to do stuff for other people??

I dont think their stoned I think they knew mr bear was around they never BOTH sit on me an stare at me with love in their eyes

well now they are grooming and its just annoying

ya their eyes are all red

ok

wwwwwwowwwwww

Jeezuz is vegging out on the tv an Bungle was chewing my hair but is now almost asleep

smokin a joint got Jeezuz AND Bungle on me wth? they dont usually both pile on me

I gotta get up early an go let Jack out an feed Floyd

well so much for being sleepy ugh I should be sleeping

Spidy is a stupid biatch an will prolly try to attack it she attacks the big dogs around here

I looked around I think Spidy is outside

ya I don't think a lock will stop it if it decides to come in an visit freakin scary though mang my hearts thumpin I thought it was a cat OMFG NOOOOOOOOOO ITS NOT A CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I opened the door an it was no more than six feet away from me it's havin some garbage an I think the camera scared it away