Yea, pointing out typos must be fun! Lets me know that someone is reading it! :) (early warning as*hole system) :D

Ummm... " I coulda pissed on it and it would have looked better than it did!"

I'm hoping to submit my idea to OSHA to get them to endorse my saftey equip. idea and possibly a loan from the SBA or an investor. I'd love to be a millionaire at 23, weeee. :)

My father had an idea about 11 years ago for a cup holder that attaches to your window (for old bench style trucks) with broken cupholders or none at all. The company wanted 7,000 for R&D, my dad couldn't afford it and low and behold a few years later, they're selling a highly modified plastic version of his earlier metal version.

He's also come up with an idea to put lighters on a keychain string cause people always ***** about losing them. He started with balloons, keychain string, and some lighters. Now they sell a more commercialized version for $1.99 each around here.

MAKE YOUR IDEA A REALITY, SERIOUSLY. Don't screw around, make it happen. If they can sell a toy rock for dogs, they can sell your idea. :]

The SBA will fund almost any well rounded and well justified business plan. Invention or otherwise. Inventions are the birthplace of business, why wouldn't they?

Look up how to write a professional business plan and look into how to submint it to the SBA on their website. I'm in the process of doing the same.

3rd shift job. :|

lol, I have an idea, lets get into a big GIRL POWER and MAN POWER debacle. It'll be fun. They can fix us, we can fix them, it'll be an orgy man! lol

Man it's sad. I used to have the same "Wierd" mentality while maintaining a normal teen spirit. It just doesn't get me like it used to. You know, watermelons growing out of your neck when it feels like a scarf. That kind of thing. It's almost upsetting. Damn this life, damn it to hell.

Oh, I'm not stressing. Some people are offended by how well I use my fingers. You know, hand/eye coordination. I'm able to type paragraphs in a short period of time, so you all get offended and think I'm going off the deep end. Eat poo. :]

Oh, sorry. I guess I'm the only guy on the planet who enjoys a somewhat intelligent conversation as opposed to how many times you farted under your comforter. :|

Tell you what, why don't YOU come and remove the stick from my as, then maybe I can join in on the fart competitions and win some baked beans!

Just now figuring out that women enjoy the challenge of taming men?

Use a thesaurus? lol

LOVE IT

dude, just be like me. Put a poem in your profile that completely describes your life, and you'll never get any msgs. I love it, kind of like a retard filter. :)

It's all my fault, I have half of the online JSH community bashing me via "e-mail". It's gRoOvy man :P

DITTO DITTO DITTO~~~~~~~~~!~! --- Go Family guy! :)

LOL --- Cause farting is for when you're actually hooked up and COMPLETELY comfortable with each other. I've been on here three months and haven't caught a thread with some guy bragging about his fart. However, tonight, I have seen two of them. One with farts and animals and one with farts and beans, BOTH from women.

Cutting 4 farts in a row and sniffing? I don't smell my own farts and I don't have standards, that should say something!

See she knows what I'm talking about.

I don't have a problem with chicks farting, or anyone farting for that matter. Seriously though, keep that nastyness to your self. I don't know why anyone would get a laugh out of thinking about the foul and disgusting stench of an intestine. The sound is funnier.

Besides, didn't some lady advertise a burrito fart earlier? You guys are so simple minded, lol.

Classy man, classy.