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Wed 02/13/08 07:28 AM

HOT,STEAMY AND TASTY:tongue: {EAT IT}

WARM,STEAMY,CAN BE LUMPY,BUT...SMOOTH'S DOWN THE THROAT {DRINK IT}:tongue:

LONG OR SHORT,BUT,ALLWAYS THICK AND JUICY:tongue: {SIDES}


CAN YOU GUESS?


:tongue: Chocoa?

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Tue 02/12/08 12:25 PM
1,2,3,4,and 5all with the same woman.

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Tue 02/12/08 09:07 AM
What happens when you give viagra to a lawyer?

They get taller...

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Wed 02/06/08 08:15 AM
Match me if you dare!glasses

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Wed 02/06/08 08:11 AM
proof - truth

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Tue 02/05/08 09:20 AM
STOP!! the flash backs are killing me.

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Tue 02/05/08 09:12 AM
Must have been playing a little in-door golf. thats where you sink the putter not the ball...

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Tue 02/05/08 06:07 AM
Bummed - Beer

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Mon 02/04/08 01:07 PM





he looked across the lawn on the morning of february the 2nd 2008..it was a good day since he was getting a big surprise today.......


when all of sudden a
:tongue: MIRROR CAME BACK FROM HIS SUSPENSION, AND THEN....... :tongue:

Danced with the monkey

the monkey called the chicken from the other story and they...

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Mon 02/04/08 01:01 PM
And the chicken said "nice pecker"...

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Mon 02/04/08 12:57 PM
Wooo hooo!!! I did it I did it.

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Mon 02/04/08 12:56 PM
they both fell in to a hot tub...

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Mon 02/04/08 12:54 PM
Oh I'm sorry! I wanted to be in the "who is the most annoying JSH member" topic. laugh laugh laugh

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Mon 02/04/08 12:51 PM
what was that up in the skirt?...

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Mon 02/04/08 12:49 PM
but the chicken was really a duck that...

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Mon 02/04/08 12:45 PM
Metalicrap...

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Mon 02/04/08 12:16 PM


It's much more important how a woman sees herself than how a man sees her. A woman who is not rail thin (not my taste) and not pageant contestent (not my taste) but who carries herself with confidence an air of self sufficience is extremely attactive.

I'm sure I'll get jeers from guys who say she has to be beautiful or sexy or hot!!
Who determines these factors?

How does a blind man fall in love? or a blind woman? Simplistic but to the point.

I dare any man to tell me that a confident, caring woman isn't a turn on. Not everyone is a model. Especially most of us men. A relatively clean appearance and if a person cares about the impression they make (overall) is important. Some are heavier than others. A larger woman in baggy non-descript camouflage clothing is not attractive. A larger woman who dresses appropriately (guys too) and pays attention to appearance is much more noticable than someone who just throws clothes on without any care.

It is abour perception. A smile instead of a dour frown. A pleasant greeting instead of a gruff "please don't notice me" hi, makes a world of difference.
I could go on but who the hell asked me!


Ditto!

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Mon 02/04/08 12:16 PM

It's much more important how a woman sees herself than how a man sees her. A woman who is not rail thin (not my taste) and not pageant contestent (not my taste) but who carries herself with confidence an air of self sufficience is extremely attactive.

I'm sure I'll get jeers from guys who say she has to be beautiful or sexy or hot!!
Who determines these factors?

How does a blind man fall in love? or a blind woman? Simplistic but to the point.

I dare any man to tell me that a confident, caring woman isn't a turn on. Not everyone is a model. Especially most of us men. A relatively clean appearance and if a person cares about the impression they make (overall) is important. Some are heavier than others. A larger woman in baggy non-descript camouflage clothing is not attractive. A larger woman who dresses appropriately (guys too) and pays attention to appearance is much more noticable than someone who just throws clothes on without any care.

It is abour perception. A smile instead of a dour frown. A pleasant greeting instead of a gruff "please don't notice me" hi, makes a world of difference.
I could go on but who the hell asked me!

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Mon 02/04/08 12:16 PM

It's much more important how a woman sees herself than how a man sees her. A woman who is not rail thin (not my taste) and not pageant contestent (not my taste) but who carries herself with confidence an air of self sufficience is extremely attactive.

I'm sure I'll get jeers from guys who say she has to be beautiful or sexy or hot!!
Who determines these factors?

How does a blind man fall in love? or a blind woman? Simplistic but to the point.

I dare any man to tell me that a confident, caring woman isn't a turn on. Not everyone is a model. Especially most of us men. A relatively clean appearance and if a person cares about the impression they make (overall) is important. Some are heavier than others. A larger woman in baggy non-descript camouflage clothing is not attractive. A larger woman who dresses appropriately (guys too) and pays attention to appearance is much more noticable than someone who just throws clothes on without any care.

It is abour perception. A smile instead of a dour frown. A pleasant greeting instead of a gruff "please don't notice me" hi, makes a world of difference.
I could go on but who the hell asked me!

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Mon 02/04/08 12:06 PM

The outside can change at any time, that is part of life. Accidents happen. Would you suddenly change how you feel about your woman if something happened to the wrapping paper? I agree that there has to be attraction, but is the outside really that important when it comes down to it?


Nope