damn birds = shoot them

ewwww= gross

SD vs NO SD wins 34-28

nude always

all done thanks

eatin=it

mistle toe =kiss

james bond =holly berry

thank u

looking snazzy =dressed to kill

hand in the cookie jar =yum yum

pretends to be shocked* lmao =just got caught

xmas shoping =look at the ladies

strip club =waisted money

email i recieved
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries
are
getting dead?
Cuz we're still hoping that the stupid remote will work!

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there
is
not enough money?
To screw us even more!

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars,
but
check when you say the paint is wet?
Well, I'm not going to take the time to count stars, but I'll make sure
to check to see if the paint is actually wet.

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
Cuz the inside of the bottle has magic non-stick stuff in it.


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Should they use rusty, old needles???

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Who says he doesn't?!

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw
a
revolver at him?
Cuz a revolver might hurt more

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Just in case they actually survive

Whose idea was it to put an "S" in the word "Lisp"?
Some demented person

If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
Survival of the fittest

Why, Thank you sir may I have another?= no ones all u get

can anyone answer why

i am here

i dont want it=yes you do

what does tv and famous have to do with anything i just dont get it lol