IF I HAVE TO I WOULD

THAT WASN'T WHAT I WAS TALKING ABOUT. SEX NEVER MY BODY NEVER I WILL NEVER BE ALONE. I WAS TALKING ABOUT STEPPING OUTSIDE MY COMFORT ZONE.

i got that GOOD GOOD

why not

im tired of not getting what i want so now it's time for me to use what i got to get what i want. what you say about that?

SINGLE NOT LOVING IT

for all the people who took this as a offence im sorry it was just a joke

A man and his wife was in a very bad car accident. the man only suffered minor scraps. he was in the waiting room of the hospital getting very nervous about his wife. the doctor walked in and the man said MY WIFE, I SHE OKAY. the doctor looked at him and said YOUR WIFE IS IN VERY BAD SHAPE SHE IS PARALIZED FROM THE WAIST DOWN YOU GOING TO HAVE TO FEED HER BATHE HER AND HELP HER WITH EVERYDAY NEEDS. the man lowered his head and started to cry he looked at the doctor and said REALLY and the doctor said very quickly NAW MAN YOUR WIFE DEAD I WAS JUST PLAYING WITH YOUR HEAD

as i was walking one early morning i noticed a child with a new red wagon.i walked to the child and notice there was a statue of baby jesus in the wagon. i asked the child, why you have a statue of baby jesus in the wagon. he replied, i told baby jesus if he can get me a brand new red wagon for Chritmas he would be the first to ride.

I HAD ANOTHER GUY TO SAY IT WAS JUST SEX.

im fine im doing better now that he's gone my son wants to know him but i can only try to get in contact with him. im glad he gone he could of left in a better way but im glad

after i had our son he stopped calling. couple days before my sons b'day he called saying he was going to pay for the party. he never showed to the party or sent me any money 6mo later he called to tell me he just married a 17 yr old girl he was 24 at the time and that was the last i heard from him

TOUCH ME

i lovve to smoke weed

how many people hear smoke weed

i just found out myself almost a week ago i walked in on them at a party at her house nand his wife was in the next room talking to friend while he fuvking

tell a friend that her husband the on she just married a few weeks ago. how can i tell her that our other friend is sleeping with him and has a 3month old baby by him

not sexually i worded that wrong but im always talking to a new guy and she thought i was sleeping with them

it's not that i have always thought of my self as being a BIG FINE SEXY WOMAN but my friend was talking about how she thought i had low sel esteem cause im always with a new guy and she kind of phrase in a way of calling me ugly

UGLY OR SOMETHING