A man was sitting on a beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No" so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The second woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The third woman came to him and said "Have you ever been f#%ked?"
The fellow said "No"
She said "You will be when the tide comes in."

I used to live in a house owned by a woman who practiced dark magick. She didn't tell our family this until after we were moved in. One night I was awakened by a man standing over my bed, he was just staring at me. When I screamed, he left. Another time, I saw a man come into my room and then he disappeared, and the next day I saw him in the parking lot of a store, except he was a real person. When I lived in an apartment, things would move on their own, when no one was near them. I had a drawing framed and it was always dropped to the floor, gladly the glass never broke. Lots of weird things actually...

Do you think its possible for a ghost to be inside of a computer?

Age of Mothertruckin' Conan. Well in one more month...

I've been in the beta for it and it blows WoW away, both in PvE and PvP. Hopefully it will get the media attention it deserves.