A blown out condom can be very sexy.

Just sayin......

lol at least you have a sense of humor. :)

lol at least you have a sense of humor. :)

Thanks for the compliment. And sexy fish, your really pretty btw.

fishy and sexy at the same time

i never met Jenni, but she seems nice, even for a Canadian... and everything about carrissa has been very pleasant. i don't know veronica, but i'm guessing that it doesn't really matter now...

TY fish! :)

No, they kill automatically. :P

Actually, you can train cats, like dogs, but it's easier to train them while they're kittens, because as they get older, they tend to do what they want, and it can be more difficult to train them, unlike dogs who are happy to obey us, cats tend to be a bit more narcissistic. lol

Jenni seems pretty cool. Also, I'm happy for her and sin, and wish them the best. :)

It's been so long, I don't even remember my first impression of him.

I'm guessing it was fun, always enjoy posting with him on the forums. :)

Okay, so I perved your profile and to be honest... the profile name and then the booty and boobies and semi-crotch shot, and then the Clinton wannabe photo with all a large cigar implies.... YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOMED to get the creepers!!!!

Heck, you can't even say fish or taco anymore without a man choosing to misinterpret as they wish, sexyfish... But, yes, as soon as you put the word "sexy" in a name it is tacit to internet maulers that you are fair game for emotional molestation. And, it's true that some feel the screen and world wide web make them Claude Raines... They say creepy things thinking they have some right. But at least you can pre-weed the buttholes right off the bat.

My real nick name for 30 years is Squeeze and I'm glad I don't use it on here as I came to find out there was a musical band called Squeeze and there is some lurid meaning to it. I got it from a bank president and it was truncated from my real name and there was nothing tawdry implied. But, NOOOOOOOOOO, some turds just want to run with it. BUT!! For every man who asks "Do you know what Squeeze is all about?", I know to run for the hills because THEY DO and that means they are icky.

Damn Babys got back.......

i for one understand what your saying. it seems as women have alot of different demands and your realy lonely trying to meet the demands. your realy lonely until you meet the demands

No, I'm serious, you know how many losers I know. It is one of my criterion in women: 1. have a job 2. no drugs/alcohol issues, 3. no mental illness. I am very lonely because of this list.

Not at all, your funny and young, and Im just making a point using humor

and also saying that

"You" advertise yourself the way you would like to be thought of and understood. Its the first thing you see next to your pic...

That's all.

You have a job! Man that is sexy!

my advices is laugh the e-mails off and then ignore them. join the forums more and let people see you, your views and your humor and i bet you get more sincere and less pervy e-mails. dont just rely on your profile. let them hear you in the forums on all the diffrent topics the forums have to offer