A Woman goes into a drug-store and asked the clerk if he had AA batteries. The clerk using his index finger motioned to her and said
"Come this way".
The lady replied
"If I could come that way I wouldn't need AA bateries.

Hell that was a lot of sex in such a short time....

This sex is sex a sex good sex way sex 2 sex keep sex a sex mad sex dork sex busy sex 4 sex 20 sex seconds sex, now read it all again without all the sex.

as i was thinking this is how i got my ex.

but the one thing i am very grateful is i prevented
a teenage girl from committing suicide when i was
learning the internet. i was studying to a computer
programmer but screwed that up.she was only 15 at the
time.i was in my classroom so i was on 2 comps.one
looking for help and the other one talking to her,
trying to keep her online. one of the best feelings
i have had in my life,well having my 2 kids was cool too.

i have a real friend from the net.Never met.but we are best ogf riends.so I don't believe that u can't amke life long friends on the net...

ty prncs... I really needed a compliment... it's been a bad day

where is wonderbread???

Well, she should be a politician instead of a professional with all the BS she speaks.

don't worry Jesse..I get confused around here..

like to say sometimes..but have to say often....eek..

Catching on ...

Guess thats what happens when ur on alot....

Ill Take What donesnt belong up there for 500 plz


^^
Sry...Thought it was kind of funny ^^"

Le BigMac

Once upon a time, there was a little red hen who scratched about the barnyard until she uncovered some grains of wheat. She called her neighbors and said,"If we plant this wheat, we shall have bread to eat. Who will help me plant it?"

"Not I!", said the cow, the duck, the pig, and the goose.

"Then I will.", said the little red hen. And she did.

The wheat grew tall and ripened into golden grain. "Who will help me reap my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the duck. "out of my classification," said the pig. "I'd lose my seniority," said the cow. "I'd lose my unemployment compensation," said the goose.

"Then I'll reap the wheat myself," said the little red hen. And she did.

At last the time came to bake the bread. "Who will help me bake the bread?" asked the little red hen.

"That would be overtime for me," said the cow. "
"I'd lose my welfare benefits," said the duck.

"Then I will," said the little red hen. She baked 5 loaves of bread and held them up for her neighbors to see.

They all wanted some bread, in fact, demanded a share! But the little red hen said,"No, I can eat the 5 loaves myself."

"Excess profits!" cried the cow.
" I demand equal rights!" yelled the goose.
The pig just grunted.

They painted"UNFAIR!" picket signs and marched round and round.

The government agent came. He said to the little red hen," You must not be greedy"

"But I earned the bread!" said the little red hen.

"Exactly," said the agent. " That is the wonderful free enterprise system....anyone in the barnyard can earn as much as he wants, but in our system of modern government regulations, the productive workers must divide their products with the idle."

And they all lived more or less happily ever after, including the little red hen, who smiled and clucked,"I am grateful. I am grateful"

But her neighbors wondered why she NEVER BAKED BREAD AGAIN!

George Carlin....

Denis Leary, even though he's a pu$$y and quit smoking.

Bored people....are boring people! So buck up, ya'll! C'mon! (=