I beat the kool-aid man because I'm a pimp

I was at my regular pub the other night when Alex walked in, took his usual seat and ordered a pint of his favorite lager.
Alex leaned over and said to me: "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check if any one has escaped from there recently."
I was confused by this remark so I asked, "Why on earth would you want to know such a thing???"
Alex leaned closer and explained: "Well, somebody married my ex-wife last week..."

A man decided to march in the holy crusades. Concluding that his wife should wear a chastity belt while he is gone, he locks up her nether regions and gives the key to his best friend. He tells him, "If I do not return within four years, unlock my wife and set her free to live a normal life."
So, the husband leaves on horseback and about a half hour later, he sees a cloud of dust behind him. He waits for it to come closer and sees his best friend. "What's wrong?' " he asks.
"You gave me the wrong key!"

A man was happily driving along in his car late one Saturday night when a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to him and asked, "Have you been drinking, sir?"
Confused, the man replied, "Why? Was I weaving all over the road?"
"No," said the policeman. "You were driving splendidly. It was the incredibly ugly girl in the passenger seat that gave you away."

No it was a bunch of Iraqis and 2 Marines Semper Fi

Where is evryone tonihgt????

Hey Suz whats up girl how things going there with you.

Way to single here

Morning all how things going in here today???

Morning all how things going in here today???

Ok all I am done for the night will see everyone tomorrow sometime.

Really sucks but use to it such is life

Really sucks but use to it such is life

Asked her to let me know tonight she is 2 1/2 hours away and it is 1130 here and still nothing o well her loss right? email me
please

To be honest stood up again and you???

ok Deb I am here what is up u ya'all

Rope is to good for him. use a dull rusty knife. That always works for me.

Terssa,

U and ur daughter have all my thoughts and prayers. I have 3 girls and I know that the person that tried this with mine would be shown no mercy.

RADAR spelled backwars is still RADAR

I can't seam to get anything going myself either.

That's some heavy oil then 530 would make more sense.