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Fri 12/21/07 10:51 PM

sorry bout that synleigh for the last 3 lame posts...full moon maybe???laugh laugh laugh laugh

What lame post? Seriously when I saw that syn was from SC it reminded me that I used to live in the blue ridge mountains and......your right it was a lame post

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Fri 12/21/07 10:46 PM
The mountains just got a whole lot more beautiful :wink:

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Fri 12/21/07 10:40 PM
There is a small sense of joy one gets when he runs into an ex and sees that although he is single he is still doing a whole heck of a lot bettersmokin

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Fri 12/21/07 10:21 PM



lol just use this to practice flirting or whatever and get out of ur house to meet people in real life

like at clubs, bars, malls, community events, downtown, etc.

ooo try meeting someone while volunteering for a good cause. it builds character and also the women u meet will surely have good hearts bigsmile

Thanx for the advice there chummer

But it strikes me as funny that the advice you give is also a practice we use in the auto sales biz.laugh laugh

huh? u meet women in auto sales? huh


Well sometimes
Thats the work I dobigsmile

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Fri 12/21/07 10:16 PM
My favorite line is: "I'll leave you alone if you go out with me."

The other one is to approach a woman who is giving me the hairy eye and say: "Well, I can already see you don't like me, but that's cool 'cuz you feel something and we can build from that."

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Fri 12/21/07 10:11 PM

today alone, ive gotten 3 calls from ex boyfriends, 6 emails on here from men wanting to get to know me, one guy who i dated for a short period of time (i mean really short) who is calling me every hour on the hour and i wont answer the phone cuz im tired of his calls, my neighbor hitting on me today when i went to get the mail...holy hell...its like mating season here or what??? is it just the time of year when people start feeling lonely so they go on the hunt? i dont get it....still shaking my head

how many are drunk dials
we've never dated right? lol

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Fri 12/21/07 09:05 PM
Define goodbigsmile

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Fri 12/21/07 08:43 PM
Ah yes Bill Clinton jokes.
Even us Dems appreciate 'em.

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Fri 12/21/07 08:39 PM

lol just use this to practice flirting or whatever and get out of ur house to meet people in real life

like at clubs, bars, malls, community events, downtown, etc.

ooo try meeting someone while volunteering for a good cause. it builds character and also the women u meet will surely have good hearts bigsmile

Thanx for the advice there chummer

But it strikes me as funny that the advice you give is also a practice we use in the auto sales biz.laugh laugh

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Fri 12/21/07 07:29 PM

lmao ahahahaha
first time i heard this i was like wtf?
then i figured some people really like their digital art props
laugh laugh laugh


Yes yes they do

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Fri 12/21/07 07:25 PM
Holy crap that was classic

Kinda makes me ashamed to be a nerd bigsmile bigsmile

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Fri 12/21/07 07:19 PM
I don't know if this counts as a blow off but I have had someone break-up with my answering machine

very tragic sad


My machine has still yet to let her go lol bigsmile bigsmile

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Fri 12/21/07 07:16 PM
This po-ehm was FRIGGIN' AWESOME
good job

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Fri 12/21/07 07:00 PM

that one hard to top...lol...I smell some funny stuff that bulls excrete. As for testing, make him cook you some exotic meal...like true Kalua pig

word

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Fri 12/21/07 06:59 PM
8 forms my tale
Wheelchair Christ on a Crutch it took me a year to learn Wing Chung and I still have a lot more to learn.
I know what he can't claim.........humility.

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Fri 12/21/07 06:54 PM
Have them tape themselves and put it on youtube so all can see
unless its about you know man organs and stuff in which case your on your own from my P.O.V.

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Fri 12/21/07 06:52 PM
I guess it depends on what they are claiming

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Fri 12/21/07 06:45 PM
What kind of pagan group?
I was a freeman in a coven and S&M fetishist would never be allowed 'cuz their magic works from the suffering of others

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Fri 12/21/07 06:41 PM
I have to do the alone thing a lot now because I laughed so hard during "Shoot'Em up"
Now my friends think I'm sick:cry: :cry: sad

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Fri 12/21/07 06:34 PM
Yeah can I get a Sweetwater 420 Pale Ale and uh 2 dozen wings in uhmm medium heat.
Oh and an extra bleu cheese please