We don't smoke marijuana in Muskogee;
We don't take our trips on LSD
We don't burn our draft cards down on Main Street;
We like livin' right, and bein' free.

I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all

We don't make a party out of lovin';
We like holdin' hands and pitchin' woo;
We don't let our hair grow long and shaggy,
Like the hippies out in San Francisco do.

And I'm proud to be an Okie from Muskogee,
A place where even squares can have a ball.
We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
And white lightnin's still the biggest thrill of all.

Leather boots are still in style for manly footwear;
Beads and Roman sandals won't be seen.
Football's still the roughest thing on campus,
And the kids here still respect the college dean.

We still wave Old Glory down at the courthouse,
In Muskogee, Oklahoma, USA.

Hi Wanda...

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Here, I'm run'n around naked, that should be good for a laugh

Ummmm BBQ Bacon Fur Burger.

You can have me

It's annoying, I usually just moon them

Nope

Meat Lovers &
Graves Empty, He Never Showed Up"

No, it just the alcohol... You're seeing doubles.

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My pic is current. Really it is, I just took it tomorrow.

Which ever role she wants me to play...

Only when I"m bored... Then it's an issue out of anything.

As young & sick as he appears to be, he'll just settle into the prison lifestyle and probably wouldn't know the difference between 65 or 165 years...

She's got sunburn from standing on the beach too long...

Lights are on but nobody's home...

Nite...