I just got home from work so I'm relaxing, and then going to bed.

The brown sugar cinnamon of course.

Pimp-Assassin. Or Assassin-Pimp. Whichever one.

That's what she said.

I'm a hooker and I make a very honest living. What does that have to do with Monday, though?

Lmao. I asked someone out in Jewel last week. I got shot down.

Happy b-day!

I work too much. Lol.

Drive-by shooting! Hi everyone!

Some people, like my roommate, are in love with the notion of love, not the person themselves. They are so desperate for companionship, that they smother themselves in the first one they get.

I wish.

Online Dating. So risky. Why do we take the risk?

My roommate met a girl online a month ago, and it didn't go so well. At first, it went great. He was madly in love with her, and she gave the notion of the same. However, the lies soon started to come out. He found something from craigslist about her going to meet a 40 year old guy in the summer, to get paid for sex. Also, he found an application to Adult Career Finder, to be a porn star. She and her friend had tricked him into thinking that she went missing. Later, he finds out that she went to North Carolina, where her ex-boyfriend resides. What a mess.

So. What makes you take the risk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oXmYVRIpu2w

Hurt by her own ad.

(((hiker)))

It means trashy or classy image.

Invent something really cool.

Eff that. Prostitution for the win.

Prostitution. Duh.

Just to an apartment about 20 floors down with new roommates. So I'd rather just stay in this apartment, but whatever.

I'm moving today, and working tonight. No Easter dinner for me.

http://www.explosm.net/comics/1214/