I was at the Haywood Mall in Greenville, South Carolina I had to use the bathroom, I had to take a dump. I went into the restroom, one of the stalls was occupied one was open. I was in the stall doing what needed done, I heard someone slam the restroom door open and rush in. I heard him shake the door of the occupied stall next to me, then he shook my stall door. A couple of minutes later I left my stall, much to my surprise there was s guy sitting in a urinal! He wasn’t hovering, he was firmly planted, as if guys hadn’t been kissing in there all day, as if there wasn’t piss covered porcelain touching him! I looked at him he said “OH, MAN!” An old guy was washing his hands at the sink next to the urinal, obviously pretending he didn’t notice.This is a true story!

Excellent reply. Most of my friends are males and nothing but friendship is happening

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They get more silly the older I get.Did I tell you I failed an exam because I didn’t know what Armageddon means.But hey, it’s not the end of the world.

Dear Wife,I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your favorite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.Your EX-Husband
P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are moving away to West Virginia together! Have a great life!Dear Ex-Husband,Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for 7 years, although a good man is a far cry from what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much because they drown out your constant whining & griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago. About those new silk boxers: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my sister had just borrowed $50 from me that morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10 million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone.. Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you won’t get a dime from me. So take care.Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
P.S. I don’t know if I ever told you this, but my sister Carla was born Carl. I hope that’s not a problem.