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11 PEOPLE ON A ROPE
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TAKING DAD TO THE MALL
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Good one....
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"MATCH ANY WORDS" - part 2
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blank stare
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Viagra
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The New Priest
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social security sex
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its just a joke
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good ne
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good read....
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an egg
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old one....three min. to go hard. |
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MIGHTIEST WEAPON OF ALL...
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Excellent...had a good laugh.
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her diary his diary
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excellent
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The ladies got us back.... |
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the ability to go back in time & change the order of events Good one. Me to.  
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Two Sheepherders
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Cancel Your Credit Card
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good one....
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blonde joke
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another blonde joke
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buttercups
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Towards the end of the golf course, Larry hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch. All of a sudden ... POOF!! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared. She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. "Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life. ... As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!!!" Then POOF! .. she was gone! After Larry recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, "Henry, where are you?" Henry yells back "I'm over here in the ***** willows." Larry shouts back, "DON'T SWING, HENRY; FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING!" |
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A Blonde's Year in Review
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January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....Helllloooo!!!.....bottles won't fit in printer !!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours ..... power went out!!! May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of California is "C".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days ... instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! December - Couldn't call 911 .... "duh".....there's no "eleven" button on the stupid phone!!! What a year |
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