1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife:
Marrying you has screwed up my life.

2. I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss,
But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.

5. I thought that I could love no other
-- that is until I met your brother...

6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.
But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's
empty and so is your head.

7. I want to feel your sweet embrace;
But don't take that paper bag off your face.

8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

9. My love, you take my breath away.
What have you stepped in to smell this way?

10. My feelings for you no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

11. What inspired this amorous rhyme?
Two parts vodka, one part lime.

WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING?

Thanks Pam and Jeff

shopping blue eyed dudes..LOL

Yes, he is right....you can get all advise you need here in the forums...

Welcome to Mingle and I think she is somewhere around on this site, just keep on looking and GOODLUCK

Not right away......just keep on messaging her

message her and try to have an interesting conversation at first, no SOB and no BS topic LOL

Me?....YES and it took me 4 years to find him ..so be patient and try to be friends first and know each other well before jumping into a so called "virtual relationship"....

" FRIENDSHIP "
is a speciaL
kind of LOVE . . .

Flowers will die '
waters will dry '
but a Loyal FRIEND
will never say
" GOODBYE "...

*AGREE OR DISAGREE?*

Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

Ask for what you want. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!

Most guys own five pairs of shoes - tops. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway; it's genetic.

Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.

ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.

We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.

Happy Father'$ Day

Dear Dad,
Happy Father'$ Day and be$t wi$he$. $chool i$ really great. I am making lot$ of friend$ and $tudying very hard. With all my $tuff, I $imply can't think of anything I need, $o if you would like, you can ju$t $end me a card, a$ I would love to hear from you.
Love,
Your $on

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The Reply:
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Dear Son,
I kNOw that astroNOmy, ecoNOmics, and oceaNOgraphy are eNOugh to keep even an hoNOr student busy. Do NOt forget that the pursuit of kNOwledge is a NOble task, and you can never study eNOugh.
Dad

"A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and pair of running boards."

The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?"

"No," the cook said. "Three flat tires mean three pancakes, a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and running boards are 2 slices of crisp bacon."

"Oh, OK!" said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment and then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer.


The trucker asked, "What are the beans for, Blondie?"

She replied, "I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires,

headlights and running boards, you might as well gas up!"



FOR ONCE THE BLONDE GETS EVEN!"

Welcome to Mingle

Try this link, might give you an idea.

http://www.ehow.com/how_5963504_access-built-webcam-toshiba-laptop.html

Yeap love much Hunter X Hunters and Dragonball

Sending all my prayers for you Pam

what about plate heads? I think there's a lot on here LOL...

Love is PRICELESS....

really? do you want another fight? LOL

cool mamas are much better than hot ones LOL