Community > Posts By > faithfulhonestwoman
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WWE No Way Out 02-17-2008
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what else has happend so far i tottaly forgot that was going on... like as long as John Cena wins his match and HBK wins his elimination chamber I'll be happy... well I want edge to win also... and since CM punk lost I'm not thrilled its all about HBK aka shawn michaels ( my fav and hes such a hottie) |
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WWE No Way Out 02-17-2008
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awesome i LOVE wrestling
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Favorite Songs From The 90's
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umm..LL Cool J-doin it
Coolio-gangsta paradise |
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old skool is nice but todays rap is good
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Humor signs
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Humor signs
On a Toilet door: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW In a Laundromat: AUTOMATIC WASHING MACHINES: PLEASE REMOVE ALL YOUR CLOTHES WHEN THE LIGHT GOES OUT Outside a secondhand shop: WE EXCHANGE ANYTHING - BICYCLES, WASHING MACHINES, ETC. WHY NOT BRING YOUR WIFE ALONG AND GET A WONDERFUL BARGAIN? Spotted in a safari park: ELEPHANTS PLEASE STAY IN YOUR CAR Notice in a farmer's field: THE FARMER ALLOWS WALKERS TO CROSS THE FIELD FOR FREE, BUT THE BULL CHARGES. On a repair shop door: WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T WORK) |
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lol funny
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A husband read an article to his wife , about how many words women use a day is 30,000.But in the case of a man it is 15,000.The wife replied "the reason has to be because we have to repeat everything to men".The husband then turned to his wife and asked , "What?"
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A young man goes into the Job Centre in Jacksonville, Florida , and sees a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant.
Interested he goes to learn more - 'Can you give me some more details about this?' he asks the guy behind the desk. The Job Centre man sorts through his files & replies - 'Oh yes here it is: The job entails you getting the lady patients ready for the gynecologist. You have to help them out of their underwear, lie them down and carefully wash their genital regions. You then apply shaving foam and gently shave off all their pubic hair then rub in soothing oils so that they're ready for the gynecologist's examination. There's an annual salary of $45,000, but you're going to have to go to Oxford, Mississippi. That's about 620 miles fom here.' 'Oh why, is that where the job's is located?' 'No sir - that's where the end of the applicants line is!' |
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hey
Edited by
faithfulhonestwoman
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Sat 02/16/08 09:32 PM
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plenty of fish
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LA LA LA LA
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lol
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sex with a nun
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A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" |
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Edited by
faithfulhonestwoman
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Fri 02/15/08 10:45 PM
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husband application
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Name:
Age: DOB: Location: Car You Drive: Job You Work At: Likes: Dislikes: Where DO You See Yourself In 5 Yrs: What Do See In Me You Like: Music You Like: Movies: Hobbies: Intrests: Whats sports you like: Now once you filled this out send it through a message to me Thanks |
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looking for single guys
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to talk and get to know 19-27 yrs of age
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fergie-big girls dont cry
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umm. clerks 2- beastuality no its interspieces erotica
cant think of the movies but arnold s ( who is your daddy and what does he do) austin powers " how dare you break wind before me/sorry baby i didnt know it was your turn lol" |
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im bored
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I think at times, my dear , we are all alittle bored ... specially when I am at work lol true |
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im bored
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anyone willing to chat with me?
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Singles on V-Day
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happy vday guys...I'm single here also..so where's all the singles ladies for vday?? right here im single |
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happy V-day to all
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i hope ur having a good one..well for me its kool but i can say i dont have one hopefully will soon.soo anyone want to me mine message me thanks
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?? im listening to finger eleven- one thing
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