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ah you cheating b*st*rd!!!....that was only to be done with MEEE!!!..... I am so jaded 
eeeek!!! no dear, I swear it was before I met you and fell in love with your fish breath! |
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Maybe she's pissed 'cause she wants her cat back! S A N C H E Z!!!!  C O M E B A C K!!!!
hmmmm? have you looked up what a dirty Sanchez is yet? Ya, that's why it's funny (in the grossest way possible of course) 
ahh ok hey off the subject who wants to have a glass bottom boat!!! |
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sex with the cat nooooooo!!! look it up and then get back here. |
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Maybe she's pissed 'cause she wants her cat back! S A N C H E Z!!!! C O M E B A C K!!!!
hmmmm? have you looked up what a dirty Sanchez is yet? |
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Topic:
what u think of mine
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I don't think of your profile half right |
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Topic:
what u think of mine
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its sick!!!!
who would cut off a kittens ears!!!! I hope you go to hell!!!!! 
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cause u left this behind thats not mine! I swear! |
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did you forget to put the toilet seat down? I can't think of anything else that would have got her so pissed NO I put it down ... Right after I used it, but I did not flush!!.. why wake her !...you know? |
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A few weeks ago I met this lady, we went back to her place and we proceeded to screw like wild rabbits, when the business was done, and she was fast asleep, I took her pillow and wiped my self off with one side of the pillow and placed it upside down, back on the bed,then before I left I gave her cat a dirty Sanchez, raided her wallet for cab fair, And left, locking the door behind me…
now just the other day she calls me up and yells at me, why did you do this? why did you do that? You know I just don’t know what her problem is?... I locked the door!!! Can someone explain? |
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Topic:
Curious To know your opnions
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throw caution to the wind, meet them right away, act more crazy then anyone you have ever met, if this is recived as a turn on then ask were the bathroom is and split, if there mouth drops, tell them your just pulling there leg. and offer them a smashed hostess twinkie.
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hmmm one more thing. do we go to war for woman or oil, I dont know anymore. We go to war for money. ahhh first come the power then comes the money then the wei-man |
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hmmm one more thing.
do we go to war for woman or oil, I dont know anymore. |
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Edited by
AaronZ
on
Tue 01/15/08 05:49 PM
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wait!!!!!.......
did you say FREE internet dating site????? |
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Topic:
Man eating pu$$y...needs you
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F.D.A
Announces OJ is good for you… Not if your Nicole simpson |
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Topic:
Matchmaking Game - part 3
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*act- monkey scratches butt....yawn!!!!
whats up? |
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Topic:
Mickey Mouse roll call....
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Hi, my name is Sully. I'm 6ft4,and 300 lbs.Don't these ears look good on me? Hey, you want your butt kicked? Quit laughing, you jack a ss !! Where's Annette?? she is in the kitchen with mickey there making some funny-jello. 
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Topic:
Mickey Mouse roll call....
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who wants to play!
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Topic:
voice chat
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I make up strange voices in my head how you all sound like......to me this is more fun!!!
and the sound of the monkey????? like darth vader, with an undertone of a guy in a trench coat that likes to show you his hoo haw on a dark street corner. Now touch it! touch it, damn you!!!!!!.... the force is strong on this one! |
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Topic:
hi
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Welacome, have some fun yeah have SOME fun, not too much!!! just s o m e *Act- Monkey welcomes you with a Poo!....flinging |
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Topic:
voice chat
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i think it would be cool if this site had voice chat so we could hear everyone what do yall think no |
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