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calluses.....TASTY!!!
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So how 'bout them NY Yankees?? 
 It's okay, darling...just whenever you see a guy sucking on his own toe, skip to the next random thought
OMG I have such a weak stomach... 
Mine is good; I could tell you some horror stories (not about that subject in particular but you know) Be glad their just words appearing on the screen lol |
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So how 'bout them NY Yankees??
It's okay, darling...just whenever you see a guy sucking on his own toe, skip to the next random thought
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I think I am staying out of the bathroom for a couple of days...just in case! You should probably watch where you eat too...you know what I'm talking about  That's the reason you end up in the bathroom in the first place. 
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.....and just when your done showering....it hits you again and you start the process all over. So weren't we talking about chocolate candybars just minutes ago? we were, but you just go on and keep painting those pretty pictures...
That's how you tell good writing from all others; you get a nice mental pic 
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The worse part is when the poop water splashes back up onto your butt. Thats going to take a bit more tp to clean up. Maybe even a shower if its really serious. OMG  I hope we're not talking about some nasty bar bathroom
Thats how you get crabs from the toilet seat... Yeah, you should really just hover next time...make sure your jeans don't touch either; do they EVER clean the OUTSIDE of the toilet, I mean come ON!!! |
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The worse part is when the poop water splashes back up onto your butt. Thats going to take a bit more tp to clean up. Maybe even a shower if its really serious. OMG I hope we're not talking about some nasty bar bathroom
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Its like puking from your butthole!! Except you dont need a finger to trigger the gag refelex. Severe abdominal cramping and noisy intestines lately? |
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Lilacs and Daisies? Long Donuts? Lakers Dates? Lord's Devotion? Lazy Dog? Lumpy Diarrhea? (ok that last one grossed me out!) I dont think diarrhea is lumpy...its more soupy dont you think? So what you're saying is you have some serious stomach acid problems? |
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APPARENTLY???? LMAO I guess I won't share my email misadventures with you guys anymore... Now you all think I'm 
totally, but sexy and strong...opinionated in a non-lesbian way as well
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I'm on a boat.... is it a big boat or a dingy?
It's like a yacht 
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I wanna nibble on that toe too!!! No fair
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I'm on a boat....  I saw your picture and I "gi$$ed in my pants"
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Lonely Island is a couple guys who sing...mostly R&B or hip-hop style...they're all real stupid but funny songs. They did d!ck n a box with Justin Timberlake and that Natalie Portman rap...dirty, stupid, hilarious
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Topic:
I think I am maturing.....
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Maybe you were just thinking of the guy downstairs and some easy chick like that may have something that would hurt him
MAAAAAYBE you just want something more than just another good time... 
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LOL I don't really care; I mean, if anyone ever wants to exchange opinions with me, it's all cool...just be respectful about it.
SOoooo...change of subject, anyone? Although, I think it's just the 3 of us now =P You two like Lonely Island? LOL |
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It was exhausting just reading lol. I can't really take sides; I rarely ever do...I just prefer to see each opinion as reasonable at least to the person with the opinion.
awww ****, I said I'd return with jokes...."f**kin rah-tard" LOL Man, just remember that words can always be read in a different way than intended...and WOMEN can argue until they win. That's why there's emoticons
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it's all in her blog Gio a page or two back is the link...
I shall return with jokes 
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Well now I'm curious how the email sharing went!! Did you talk dirty to her?
I tried, she just didnt get it
I think I prefer that over someone just thinking you're talking dirty to them when you're not. I can ALWAYS turn something dirty...maybe she has a gutter mind too and what you were saying just didn't meet the crudeness of her thoughts |
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Well now I'm curious how the email sharing went!! Did you talk dirty to her?
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