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Mon 03/10/08 03:43 PM
apocalyptica-Im not jesus

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Mon 03/10/08 03:38 PM
"Tyra you aint got nuttin' on me,girl!"laugh

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Sat 03/08/08 08:12 AM
welcome to the site cutie

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Sat 03/08/08 07:25 AM
Edited by neanderthalDave on Sat 03/08/08 07:28 AM
I seen a biker with a shirt that said "if you can read this the b***h fell off".not a bumper sticker but still funny.

mine says "watch it b***h" I like it.

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Sat 03/08/08 07:10 AM

You know babe ........... you could learn huh laugh
Id ask u to teach me but u said urself u dont cook either.
So... Im still hungry!

and smokee I got 1 dog and no sled so looks like Im s.o.l again dammitexplode

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Sat 03/08/08 06:44 AM

I got the taters frying, the bacon a'sizzlin, the biscuits in the oven and the eggs getting ready......come on over!
Im on my way

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Sat 03/08/08 06:38 AM
Im awesome as always.got up for work at 5:30am yesterday and havint been to sleep yet.
I kinda found a lil lady friend so I havint been checking this site much anymore.I tried getting her to make breakfast b4 she left but she said she aint my wife.:cry:
so now Im drunk n hungry at 8:30 in the morning (but at least I just got laid)LOL so Im still awesome.

how u been sweetheart?

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Sat 03/08/08 06:24 AM
I should probally have a cup of that hazelnut coffee ur offering judy,I could use it. Im still drinkin from last night got like half a beer left,it taste like BLAH.
I might could use some sleep too

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Sat 03/08/08 06:13 AM
I want some bacon and eggs...
damn I wish I still had a girlfriend that cooked

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Sat 03/08/08 06:08 AM
what if beautiful big titty naked b***hs just feel out of the sky?

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Sat 03/08/08 05:25 AM
good morining every one thats just getting updrinker
I havint been to sleep yet

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Thu 03/06/08 03:13 PM
since Im a scorpio that offends memad

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Thu 03/06/08 03:08 PM
I smoke weed. I dont see what the big deal is.
live and let live,if u dont like it dont do it.
but people shouldnt try to make other people feel bad or dumb for doing something just because they dont agree with it.

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Tue 03/04/08 08:28 PM
as a matter of fact...I am bubble gum.

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Tue 03/04/08 08:20 PM
u mean like the "scratch n sniff" test?

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Tue 03/04/08 08:07 PM
If u were a blunt, I would smoke u.

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Tue 03/04/08 07:59 PM
get u some stunna shades, a grill,n of course a big bling'n belt buckle cuz u want em to look at ur c**k
laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 07:52 PM

I have 4 brothers and set up 2 they both got laid :wink:
that was nice of you.laugh

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Tue 03/04/08 07:49 PM


I would only worry if she paid someone to date ya. =) Personaly i think your cute
Im pretty sure she didnt have to pay lol the last one kinda turn into a stalker,so bad that them two aint even friends anymoreohwell

and thanx ur cute too!

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Tue 03/04/08 07:40 PM
No,but my sister hooked me up with a few of her friends in the past,kinda makes me seem lame in retrospect lol