Community > Posts By > GregHeartsYou

 
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Wed 01/02/08 03:21 PM

Oh. I was getting the best blowjob of my life during that picture.

Kidding. Which is a shame, cuz now I'm hungry, and in the mood for a blowjob. That's a bad combination, if you catch my drift.

Speaking of which, I wonder if there are many guys that can suck themselves off? Cuz that's gotta be some crazy talent.


Ha, nobody on Just Say Hi, I'll bet.

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Wed 01/02/08 03:17 PM

No.


That entertained me.

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Wed 01/02/08 03:14 PM

Greg, I don't even like my cow steak dead. I sometimes nibble off of full grown cows when I get hungry passing a farm. And when I spit, it's made of fire and rock and sweat.


Ladies, I think I've been outmanned. Ya'll might want to get at him. Oh, sorry, if/why.

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Wed 01/02/08 03:08 PM

I wonder IF we all can somehow overcome that fearohwell


If somebody rejects me, I just act like I'm better then them anyway. Oddly enough, I have to do it quite a bit. Just kidding, I'm a catch.

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Wed 01/02/08 02:58 PM
Edited by GregHeartsYou on Wed 01/02/08 03:02 PM

Would you like me to view your profile Greg? I'm not really into that whole gay thing, but if it would make you feel better...


You're the best. I mean that in the most hetero way possible.. Wink wink. Just kidding.

Just kidding about the winks, that is. We totally like girls. We fix cars, and spit, and like steak extra rare.

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Wed 01/02/08 02:51 PM
I wonder why not that many people check out my profile. I am awesome, after all.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:51 PM
I wear contacts, generally, but I like rocking the glasses from time to time.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:46 PM

I also like wearing jeans, a plain white tee, and a tie. Mix that with a vodka tonic, and you've got instant class.


Feel free to steal my fashion tips. If I had a nickel for every time a girl said 'I love your tie!', I'd have... 30 cents.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:45 PM
I also like wearing jeans, a plain white tee, and a tie. Mix that with a vodka tonic, and you've got instant class.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:31 PM
Glasses can make girls look up to three times cuter. I said 'up to'. And 'can'.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:29 PM
AE isn't even expensive.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:24 PM
I'm a pretty big fan of AE jeans, too. And Hollister. But I think Famous is still number one in my heart.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:17 PM
I'm a big fan of Famous..

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Wed 01/02/08 01:12 PM

laugh laugh i want a bath in spaghetti noodles that would be awsome


That's way hotter then someone puking in their mouth. But just barely.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:10 PM
Samesies! I like lasagna, too!

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Wed 01/02/08 01:08 PM
Edited by GregHeartsYou on Wed 01/02/08 01:08 PM


freaky..... but no
aint..... really now... see already loosing point... keep opening that mouth and you will be a t01 in no time!
greg ya had that one comming lol


It's cool bro, I don't settle for fives anyway. Just kidding. And if you're quoting someone, it's fine to not correct the quote.

I feel I should put 'just kidding' in here twice, I'm not really serious talking all this crap.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:05 PM

freaky..... but no
aint..... really now... see already loosing point... keep opening that mouth and you will be a t01 in no time!


It's a Katt Williams quote, except he says 'hair' instead of 'eyes'. I usually have impeccable grammar.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:04 PM
I'm 80% kidding. Ok, maybe 70%..

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Wed 01/02/08 01:03 PM
Mmm, your jealousy tastes like candy.

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Wed 01/02/08 01:01 PM

arrogance is not attractive.... to me at least.... a 10 can easily be knocked to a 01.... just my opinion Greg!


Or bumped up to an 11. Feel free to hate on me. Say my eyes ain't luxurious when ya know they are.