ahahahahahaha good one man!

two brother james and peter found and freed a spirit who was locked up inside a magic lantern,,,, since it james who saw the lantern first, the genius promised that he would give em anything they would ask but james would always have the double peter....
peter asks 1 billion dollar and got it, but james got two billion
peter asks the hottest chick, james gets one twice as hot
peter asks a nice crib, james gets one twice as nice
and so on......
tired, peter tired ask the genius to remove him half his liver,an eye, and a lung and order the genius to fulfill 1 out of two vows he would make.
YOU BET WHAT HAPPENED TO JAMES ??

: its is funny cuz many of came up with lots of weird ideas we laughed a lot after that
u got a good one right here thx dude!

i dont think that kinda moments are made to be spent alone? it is so romantic....

my philosophy professor once came in class and wrote the following question on the board: "what was God doing before starting to create the universe?" it was a quiz!!! i thought maybe i could have your opinion if you think it is worth it to answer!!! thx i am looking forward to have some feedback from y'll.

that is what i thought! the "wet" feeling of water all over yr body makes you happy...

go ahead feel free u r funny!!!

you must be the kinda person who sings happily after showering,right?

ok?

:okay now i learned some about you!!

then u belong to the 73% cuz u know what you did first, not to mention that u would be singing after bcuz the of the pleasure u got outta activity #1

apparently you don't know the song, do u?

it tells me that you dont know the song ahah a

i bet which group you belong to

i recently found a survey on the internet that shows that 73% of the women masturbate while showering and the 27% remaining sing a song while taking a shower.... do you know which song they all sing?
..,,
,ll;;
if you don't, it means you don't belong to the 27% group!!!!
GOTCHA!!!
nothing toxic aight?! just relax
take care.

some day dont worry!!!

thats funny man! so PUA tricks do work, huh?

after watching the news today, i think that lady is a pretty good example of what we say fight for what we believe in. I have particularly been touched by the way she has been able to transcend her own person and devote to others good. That ability is really becoming rare among our leaders, since cupidity and selfishness have taken over. she is inspiring for me.... Rest in peace.