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I told the damn voices in my head to shut up ! and now they are sending me text messages !
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guys vs girls - part 36
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 36
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on that note,, I have to go wrestle with the sandman, let's see ,, was I supposed to take the red pill at bed time ? or the yellow one ? I'll take both just to be sure,,
Damn good to see ya here Laura, have missed ya Elvis has left the building! Good night ! |
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ok let's put it another way,, it's kinda like drifting upstream in your bass boat on a dirt road (of course) and the dinner bell rings ( which is odd cause it's 5am ) and about the time ya get the lizard out of your boot, you begin to realize how long it would take for one legged grasshopper to kick the dimples of a pickle,,, DAMN ! note to self : Never take the blue, yellow and green pills at the same time. Do you have any pink pills? I heard they are damn good! You know when you kick the dimples out of the pickle you will relish the thought of dinner at 5am? WHAT?? Did you slip one of them dam green pills in my drink? LOL DAMN ! You understand the voices too ! |
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UPDATE :
The voices in my head are speaking English again, my imaginary friend speaks Spanish and told them if they didn't cut out there would be no more trips to the park and ice cream. He is such a damn good friend ! |
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ok let's put it another way,,
it's kinda like drifting upstream in your bass boat on a dirt road (of course) and the dinner bell rings ( which is odd cause it's 5am ) and about the time ya get the lizard out of your boot, you begin to realize how long it would take for one legged grasshopper to kick the dimples of a pickle,,, DAMN ! note to self : Never take the blue, yellow and green pills at the same time. |
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D A M N the luck. That's the way it goes Walker ,, just when you get all your trolls all in nice straight line, you lose a wheel on your damn canoe and then understand how many pancakes to shingle a roof and your all out of mix ,,, so are the days of our lives ... |
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Damn what do you have? Can I have some? Damn did I say that out loud? yep, you can have some,,,, DAmn ,, I think I hit number 2 ,, I can't understand a word of what they are saying ! |
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So there I was ,, about to go to sleep ,, listening to the voices in my head talking among themselves and it got real quiet in there,,, I called out to them ( I hate being left by myself ) and one of them said in a very clear voice "Press one for English"
That's the last damn time I order my scrips on line from Mexico ! |
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Back at cha and those damn shades are awsome!! these damned ole things 
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Damn, I never knew she was gone. Yepers was gone for bout 2 damn years. Now the Lion (Leo) is back and wishes she'd never left! Well damn. Where have you been damit? She was kidnapped by the damn evil flying purple monkeys, if 1 of them had not gotten drunk and started bragging about it to the yellow unicorns we would never have known,,, the unicorns told the pink hippo and she sent her army of little green plastic army men to rescue her,,, she clicked her heels and is safe and sound now! All this has nothing to do with trolls stealing my remote control and changing the channels on my TV ,,,, just sayin ,,,, DAMN ! |
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Love the damn hat !
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The wheels on the bus go round and round ,,,,,,
damn ! Auntie EMM it's a twister ! Where are we ? Follow the yellow brick road ! Who said that ?!! Oil can please ,,,,, Put'em up ,, put'em uuuupppp I'll get you my pretty ,, and your little dog too ! I'm melting ! I'm melting ! There's no place like home, There's no place like home! Welcome back (((Laci))) Damn good to see ya |
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 36
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yep,, that's our Laci ! Bout damn time she came home !
((((((((((Cindy))))))))))) 
((((((((((Laci)))))))))))
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huggies Laci !
It's so damn hot that Dennis Rodman went out without a bra today ! And the cows are giving evaporated milk ! |
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Topic:
Osama? Still alive!
Edited by
Lôôking4U
on
Thu 06/09/11 05:04 AM
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Topic:
Rants for 2010
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Topic:
RedNeck PC repair service
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