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The Humor In Uniform Cafe
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You know how to drive a Marine crazy?????
You throw a bucket of sand in the middle of a street and tell him to hit the beach |
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A Salute to ReddBeans!
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Yeah there goes my brash, loud mouthed biatch rep straight out the fudderin winder
 
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keirsey temperaments
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Typical man not to finish a conversation  
or anything else..... Don't get me started
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 I'm a prevert in trainin
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Topic:
The Humor In Uniform Cafe
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French army calisthenics
1 raise your hands in the air 2 keep holding them that way.
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Ya'll bunch of preverts
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Topic:
keirsey temperaments
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Typical man not to finish a conversation
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A Salute to ReddBeans!
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I'm havin me some left over fried yard bird fer dinner
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Topic:
The Humor In Uniform Cafe
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A Good Nights Sleep
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. "You've got to have a room somewhere", he pleaded to the hotel manager, "Or just a bed, I don't care where." "Well, I do have a double room with one occupant - an Air Force guy," admitted the manager, "and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained. I'm not sure it'd be worth it to you, sir." "No problem," the tired Marine assured him, "I'll take it." The next morning the Marine came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "How'd you sleep, sir?" asked the manager. "Never better," the Marine answered. The manager was impressed, "No problem with the other guy snoring then?" "Nope, I shut him up in no time," said the Marine. "How'd you manage that?" asked the manager. "He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room," the Marine explained, "I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, an said 'Goodnight, beautiful.' and he sat up all night watching me." |
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Topic:
A Salute to ReddBeans!
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... I done donned mah Daisy Dukes, and my chawwin' hay ... And I'm loadin' My Winchester Cathedral, I mean BB gun, as we speak ... Hold still!!! Lil shot in the bootocks nevah hurt a soul ...
phhhtp, Daisey dukes with a tied up gingham shirt an flip flops is ma 'Sunday goin to meetin' outfit! 
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A Salute to ReddBeans!
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Hey! I only hang in the politics threads to annoy the government paranoid conspricists
It's highly entertainin
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phhhtp, when I lived in fudderin Grand Forks, ND I BBQed in the garage durin a snow storm
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It's suppose to rain here purty much the whole weekend
Look's like I BBQ under the carport
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A Salute to ReddBeans!
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Just wait until I find my fudderin water bazooka!!!
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A Salute to ReddBeans!
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Who wants to be the first to play connect the dots on ma lily white buttocks??? I got the sharpie pen right chere
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Topic:
The Humor In Uniform Cafe
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Worse Punishment? An Air Force cargo plane was preparing for departure from Thule Air Base in Greenland. They were waiting for the truck to arrive to pump out the aircraft's sewage holding tank. The Aircraft Commander was in a hurry, the truck was late in arriving, and the Airman performing the job was extremely slow in getting the tank pumped out. When the commander berated the Airman for his slowness and promised punishment, the Airman responded: "Sir, I have no stripes, it is 20 below zero, I'm stationed in Greenland, and I am pumping sewage out of airplanes. Just what are you going to do to punish me?"
Actually been there! Plane from Rhein Main to Andrews got diverted there due to mechanical problems. What a crap hole!
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Where in the fudderin h*ll did my fudderin water bazooka go to???
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My Biatch rep is now shot to all fudderin h*ll
Thanks Dancere 
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A Salute to ReddBeans!
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Ah, ya'll gonna make me
Ain't supposed to be tellin nobody 'bout my soft side, Ur gonna trash my Biatch rep
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What in the fudderin h*ll are u wimmins up to?????
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