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Dear diary.......am I the only person who finds Tim Hortons donuts in her purse???? wtf??? why do I buy food and not eat it????   
must be a big purse do hide a doughnut 
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I just found this
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, "Mom, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers. Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, "Mommy gonna eat your fingers!" pretending to eat them before I rushed out of the room again. When I returned, my daughter was standing on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face. I said, "What's wrong, Honey?" "Mommy, where's my booger?"
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Dear diary......... I lit 2 smokes again!!! 
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dang I forgot about that scuba going ot my corner now
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<-----hands purple some kleenex
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what did I tell you about calling me lucy in public OC
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<-------looks to see if there is a four post bed around
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Dear diary.......I have duct tape!!!
Now the question is where do you keep it
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dear diary I wonder if gypsy would lend me some bandaids to fix this leak in my drink
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dear diary now may be the time to practice my first aid skills
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guess my bum isn't big enough
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no silly it was shaking back and forth
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was shaking to the music:P
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my bum
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<-----karate chops all neil diamonds albums
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i'll bring the funny hats..oh wait we have those
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<-has his own ninja music bow chicka wow wowwwwwwwwwwwww
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<-----pulls out chinese checkers
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Dear diary.........I see more ninjas!!!
shhhhhhhh don't tell
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