yes and i am double o 8;)

Keeeeeyahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! ninja's unite!!!!

who you gonna sneak up on "hitman"

ethier or makes no difference is you have a good bussiness plan written out

ohhhh turn me on why don't you

so your from cali? is this what we're getting from this...lol

here here to my oregonian friend

After hours bar is now open

not old just older then some and wiser

See older wiser man asked if there was a boat

ok well this question was really asked to see the difference from young guys answers from older guys, Younger guys will normally say(when not trying to impress women) that they would take the chance and swim to the island with pretty woman, while older wiser men will say swim to the closer island have the woman build him a boat and row to the other.

no the ? just stated that there was shark infested waters not as to where they were. The point is it's a 50 yard swim compared to a halfmile swimm sheesh

there are sharks around both but alas only 50 yards to one 1/2 mile to the next

Your in a boat that sinks, to the right of you about 50 yards away is a island with 10 of the ugliest woman you've ever seen. To the left about 1/2 mile away through shark infested waters is a island with 10 of the most beautiful women you have ever seen. Which island would you swim to knowing you only had a 50/50 chance of maiking it to the island on the left?

I'll give you my answer after I see others....lol

The devil makes three: Old number seven

I guess I grew up on an old dirt road
Pedal to the metal always did what I was told
Till I found out that my brand new clothes
Came second hand from the rich kids next door
When I grew up fast I guess I grew up mean
There's a thousand things inside my head I wish I ain't seen
And now i just wondered through a real bad dream
Feelin' like I'm coming apart at the seems

Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven
Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven
Angels start to look good to me
They're gonna have to deport me to the firey deep

Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven
Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven
I know I can't stay here to long
Cause I can't go a week with out doin' wrong
Without doing wrong
Without doing wrong
Without doing wrong

So I'm sitting as the bar stool it starts to grow roots
Feelin' like an old worn out pair of shoes
Tell me what is it I should do
When I'm swimming in the liquor only half way through
So I'm watching as his wings spread as wide as could be
Come on now and wrap them around me
Cause all I want to do now is fall to sleep
Come down here and lay next to me

Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven
Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven
Up here the bottle never runs dry
And you never wake up with those tears in your eyes

Thank you Jack Daniels Old Number Seven
Tennessee Whiskey got me drinking in heaven
Angels start to look good to me
They're gonna have to deport me to the fiery deeps(Old Number Seven)
To the fiery deeps(Drinkin' in heaven)
To the fiery deeps(Old Number Seven)
To the fiery deeps(Drinkin' in heaven)

I can guess

I'll clean them for you for $1000.00 just send them here with return postage

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