Lol thanks Wolfeyes, that's very kind but without trying to sound conceited I agree with ya

Yep I sure did ladyblack...it's about a geek at school I fancied; I was turned down by a nerd!!!

It Doesn't Take A Genius To Work Me Out


Put away your clipboard and hang up your lab coat
Listen to me and work out what floats my boat
Put away your periodic table and your Bunsen burner
If you would be my instructor I'd be a willing learner

It doesn't take a genius to work me out
Just some time and some careful observations
No it doesn't take a genius to work me out
Just some patience and some loving conversations

Stop quoting Freud and Atkinson and Schiffrin
I'm waiting and I'm wanting to be ravished in the kitchen
Put away your slide rule and your maps and your plans
And start working on my shoulders and my mammory glands

Oh Pythagoras what have you gone and done?
Is Darwin's theory of evolution really that much fun?



Natalia-Jane

PRETTY IN PINK - PSYCHADELIC FURS


Then it's.....................



POLICE AND THIEVES - THE CLASH

Why be so hostile to other JSH users who don't understand the terminolgy Les? Peeps like you give us good 'uns a bad name :(

Nah it's cool I can tell you here and now Les that despite the the very kind open invitiaon I'm not up for it as I find you repulsive in so many ways, and I don't mind being public as I have nothing to hide, I can compile a run down chart from 10 to 1 top of the pops style if you would like me to.....it's your call

Les1952 I have one question for you, as an Englishwoman, after reading your posts....what's your problem with Americans? I'm no butt kisser but my mom is American although I am English. I've noticed that in various forums you try to belittle anyone that doesn't fit into your pigeonhole...plz tell me, either here or message me what exactly is your bugbear, that way I can try to convince sensible JSH users you aren't the bigot you make yourself out to be.

Twenty Four Hours - Joy Division


Then it's.......


The Good Times Are Killing Me - Modest Mouse

Hi.....soz I just wanted to be part of this experiment

Inbetween Days - The Cure


Then........


You're The One For Me Fatty - Morrissey

Atmosphere- Joy Division

Then its............

Femme Fatale - The Velvet Underground

I'm a 20 ciggies a day girl and it was my choice to smoke initially and as I can't be bothered to give up right now why should I be polluting somebody elses lungs. I was stupid enough to start in the first place and now I'm stupid enough to stand in the cold or the rain for a nicotene fix, at least now I can kill myself guilt free without being whined at

Hang Me Up To Dry - Cold War Kids


Then it's......

F**k Ups - The Holloways

I've got two quotes from songs which sum up my attitude.....

"I don't mind being ogled, ridiculed, made to feel miniscule; when you consider the source it's kinda pitiful"
My Plague - Slipknot

"I tried living in the real world instead of a shell but before I began, I was bored before I even began"
Shoplifters of the World Unite - The Smiths

The Cure - Close To Me


then it's.....

The Horrors - Sheena Is A Parasite

Oooh good call Belushi If you had Absolut citron I'd be there in a flash

In the summer I go for a nice metallic pink when I'm surfing but in the winter when it's party season I always go for a festive red with a sparkly, glittery top coat

I have two bizarre talents:

1) I can write with both hands at the same time

2) I can fold my eyelids inside out

I was just wondering if any JSH members had any quirky gifts or unusual talents that they'd like to share on this forum...but please keep 'em clean

Currently I'm moshing to People=Sh*t - Slipknot

Then it's a rousing rendition of There Is A Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths

WooooHooo!!!

99 Problems - Jay-Z

then

Motorbike - Sheep On Drugs (mazin choooon)