lol yea I took advantage of the showing of the middle finger a few times during the day, and sawing yourself off a roof I would have loved to seen that! As for a framing nail Ill pass on that one that had to hurt. Tools are my friends they make me money everytime I use them..except when I shoot myself with them of course.

nope im not jesus but never thought of that and no I didnt cry ..... I thought about it... for a split second then I was just laughing at myself for nailing myself to the door

yea thats one that is hard to get people to forget!

got a pic of me on here
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now Im sorry if that hurt your eyes I know its pretty harsh!!!

ty pms its feeling ok Its near the tip of it so things keep hitting it! oh well wont be the last time I do something lame

lol yea I felt pretty stupid alright and the guys gave me a hard time the rest of the day, one guy said "oh no I just caulked my finger to the wall" what a jerk

good thinking but I keep it up to date being as I an working around that stuff all the time

With an 18 gauge air powered finish nailer, I am working as a carpenter for a renovation company and was installing a 3/4" piece of filler between the front door trim and the door frame as it was a fairly small piece of wood I was installing I put my left middle finger on it to hold it in the gap at the proper place, it was all routine until I pulled the trigger on the nail gun and the nail decided to veer off path after penetrating the first layer of wood impaling my finger and continuing its path to the door frame on the other side of my finger, so in case that was not clear I am now attached to the door by my middle finger it only penetrated the fatty part so it was not all that painful but I could not move from where I was and my other tools where 6 feet from where I was crouched down stuck to the door! I actually found it a bit funny and kind of embarassing. As luck would have it there were some other guys in the unit so I yelled to one of them to get my big side cutters so I could get myself free, when the guy who heard me realized what had happend he started to panic and could not find my tool, I told him to calm down and right where to find it so I cut the nail and pulled my finger off the nail. I just thought this was worth sharing kind of funny but kind of a close call too.

I was on that e-harmony place they had offered a free month or something so I joined to see what was up with it, in that one month period they could not match me with anyone anywhere, now I am a divorced,42 Under 6 feet tall close to 200 lbs thinning hair carpenter but I did not know that made me unmatchable I gotta say they are full of dog dookie and just preying on us single folk who don't do the bar scene but would still like to find a place to start making friends that hopefully at some point get to meet in person if for nothing more then a group gathering. I used to go to the MIRC chat rooms and got hooked up with a group of local chatters that met every Tuesday night to do something mostly went to starbucks and sat around talking but we would go bowling as a group or play billiards. there were quite a few couples that came from that kind of setting so like was said earlier in the post you gotta have the guts to come out from behind your monitor

how cool my hello post is 2 pages long! woot

thats ok deana ima thinkin you will probably do just fine here

my 92 yota is sittin on 36" tires straight axle converted front end air lockers front and rear 5.29 gears front and rear dual transfer cases hight from ground to bottom of the cab is 3 feet front coil suspension rear leaf 32" of travel from stuff to droop all self fabricated except the gears and springs

does regular mean average? cuz if it does Ive got that one down to an art

lol orientation meeting I musta missed that memo I thought this was an open forum not group therapy

Well I forgot about that factor keeping me single, the women that are around my age are going after the younger men the women older then me are looking for men younger then me the women younger then me don't want a guy as old as me, guess I was born the wrong year!
I mean what is a 42 year old man going to have in common with a 19 year old girl? I was dating a 28 year old and we didn't have a whole lot in common just enough to keep it going for a few months then it burned out. anyways I do agree that age in most cases is not a problem it just depends on how well you get along. I would not turn down the opportunity to get to know a woman much younger then me and I have been attracted to women older then me. so yea.

cool thanks for all the hellos, hopefully I will fit in somewhere

hmm had to think about that ..if I put nothing in a cup and stick my hand in and pull it out what do pull out??

My hand

Hey everyone I just noticed the new people area and I just jumped right into the other parts of the forums and started posting away.
Just looking to see if my luck is still with me after all these years.

Yea my expectations have laxed a bit but I still want female and human if you please

hey thanks war I was wondering why I kept getting a recording about carpet cleaning