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Wed 11/12/08 12:36 AM




<----rockin out with his c0ck out:tongue:


<-----Jammin' out with her clam out.



Escape from Guantanamo Baylaugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/12/08 12:34 AM

Tiger Style?


nope...monkey fu*kers

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Wed 11/12/08 12:34 AM



Gas is under 2 dollars here on the east coast.

WHAT????


Yup....1.87$ last time I checked.


hit $1.96 in ATL today

just to think a month ago I waited in line for an hour to pay $4 a gal...

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Wed 11/12/08 12:31 AM




<----rockin out with his c0ck out:tongue:


oh really now..


Mingle2 + Nekkid = )))booty rubs for all(((

:tongue:

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Wed 11/12/08 12:27 AM


<----rockin out with his c0ck out:tongue:

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Wed 11/12/08 12:25 AM

Now this here song it ain't so bad
Prettiest little song that you ever had
And those of you who will not sing
must be playing with your on Ding-a-ling


wont you play with my ding-a-ling

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Wed 11/12/08 12:23 AM

If someone could read my mind and bend to my will whilst still being a man... OMG they would be a KING!!!!



please see my profile and submit an application with your requests on a seperate page and it will be filed in an according order

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Wed 11/12/08 12:21 AM

and women jamm out with your clam out ! laugh
loved that movie !drinker


as long as there are no ** sandwiches for lunch....

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Wed 11/12/08 12:20 AM

silence..... i kill you ! lmaolaugh




laugh laugh laugh laugh

shut up....i kill you

laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/12/08 12:18 AM

Its time to hang out with my wang out....

All you ladies....jam out with your clam out.


HAAAAA i crack myself up.


i love Harold and Kumar....time to rock out with my c0ck out...laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Wed 11/12/08 12:14 AM

tell some guy to get in here, so we can pester him about his rooster!!!


you want someone to say c0ck?

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Wed 11/12/08 12:02 AM
Gritty Kitty ain't so pretty,
But it's really thick.
It fills my cat box oh so snug;
It always does the trick.

I like to rub it on my toe
And squish and squish and squish!
It rare offends my tender nose,
Like a smelly fish!


Its texture is a joy to me,
It's just as smooth as silk.
It makes my little whiskers twitch;
It stays crunchy, even in milk!

I may not be the President,
I may not be the Pope,
But as long as I have Gritty Kitty,
I shall never mope!

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Tue 11/11/08 11:56 PM

oh ****, you guys are going on and I'm not up with it....


Hi my darlin's how are you tonight????


I'm behaving tonight I promise

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Tue 11/11/08 11:54 PM

idc..i miss the 80s, mullets, and a lot of those bands so naaaaaa tongue2 rofl


mullets rock!!!!

business up front, party in the back....WOOHOO!!

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Tue 11/11/08 11:49 PM

Here's a horoscope for everyone:
Aquarius: You're gonna die
Capricorn: You're gonna die
Gemini: You're gonna die TWICE
Leo: You're gonna die
Scorpio: You're gonna die f**kin (hell yeah!!)



what about cancer?

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Tue 11/11/08 11:47 PM
It's Log, Log, it's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
It's Log, Log, it's better than bad, it's good!
Everyone wants a log! You're gonna love it, Log!
Come on and get your log! Everyone needs a Log!"

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Tue 11/11/08 11:46 PM

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs... Rolls over your neighbor's dog?

What's great for a snack and fits on your back?



ITS LOG!!!!!

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Tue 11/11/08 11:45 PM

Ladies and gentlemen.. of the G.E.D. class of 1999
I have one piece of advice for you
No matter what a stripper tells you
There's no sex in the Champagne Room.. NONE!
Oh there's CHAMPAGNE in the Champagne Room
But you don't want champagne.. you want sex
And there's NO sex.. in the Champagne Room




class of 92....sex in champagne room and that was just the beginning of our issueslaugh

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Tue 11/11/08 11:34 PM

Why am I still up?

waving


smoking large quantities of crack will do that

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Tue 11/11/08 11:32 PM
I want Purple Rain by Prince to be played at my funeral...

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