Breezin it wit da cat!

A little boy goes to his father and asks "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers, "Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:




"You got Male!"

drinkin the heck outta this diet coke!

K- KICKING

How much did we drink guy?

Love that title for the forum--sounds like the ladies man off of Saturday Night Live......Hellooooo ooohhh itsss a lady!!

Welcome nozz

that is it I am done drinkin!

Hey man-- I think this homeboy is gonna finally pass out!

Will hit you up later--dont work too hard and take care of that lady of yours

PEACE

peace pretty lady!

Good ole american WATER!!

Cat is the bartender==he keeps the drinks flowin better than any I have seen

I just give em away to the pretty ladies!!

gin and juice--another old skool rap lol

coming right up!!

Did you pass out Cat?

anything I can get my hands on--cat and I like to party hard!!

Jim and Coke is my drink

what will the lady have?

I am enjoying

are you enjoyin what i am doing down there?

I didn't get up til late today--2:30

so yeah I am way late--but now I get to spend time with you!!

oh baby I like the smell--and the feel oh yeah ! Nice soft firm round!!

surely she didn't pass out on us already?

me and orange been hittin it hard tonight but you are a sexy woman!!

come on in sexy momma I am pouring it as we speak

your butt is that soft wow I am in heaven