That's true, except she probably doesn't care about Rwanda. Until her agent mentioned it to her she probably didn'nt even know where it was on the map lol. As usual, it's just a trick to regain popularity. Forgive me for saying that like she was popular in the first place hahaha

pmsl if you are lifting weights and you notice it beginning to shring, just put it under a dumbell and attempt a few lifts. lmao
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This was posted on the net today lol. Just a couple of paragraphs from an article about Paris Hilton wanting to leave a mark on the world lmfao, I think we already seen enough of her dont you? She is planning a humanitarian mission to Rwanda. Wtf is she playing at? A mark on the world? Hmmm anything to recover a lirttle lost public image eh haha.
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The 26-year-old a hotel heiress said in June that she was a changed person and vowed to shed her party-girl image after leaving jail where she served three weeks for violating probation in a drunken-driving case.

"Before, my life was about having fun, going to parties -- it was a fantasy," Hilton told Newsweek magazine, opting to speak to the news-focused journal rather than a celebrity magazine. "But when I had time to reflect, I felt empty inside. I want to leave a mark on the world."

A man waiting to be served in a bakery is amazed to see a sign on the counter which reads 'bacon rolls £1.50, hand jobs £2.00'.

After a double take he says to the wrinkled, elderly, grey haired bespectacled lady behind the counter "Excuse me, is it you that does the hand jobs?"

The lady says "Yes sir, how can I help today"

To which the man replies "Go wash your fkn hands please i want a bacon roll"

PMFSL :D :D :D :D :D :D

brilliant!! odd though, some of it is what i do, some of it is what i should do, some of it is what i dont do at all.

I was in the middle of achieving my dream when illness struck. A year out of semi-pro nightclub DJing kinda ruins the established image. Oh well. I still do the DJing but not for anything special. If you are having a party tho.....? lmao
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I feel exactly like that as well.

i pay attention to lots of lyrics from lots of music styles. some msucians have some decent things to say. just a few here lol....

And we'd be so free
Happy alone
Sharing a smile
So far from home
And we would laugh
Laugh till we cry
Making a song
Making me lie
Happy alone
> the kings of leon

I'm fed up of early mornings
Wake up calls are getting boring round here
Feet dragging on the pavement
The same people with the same arrangement
Irony can be quite funny
You making other people money
My working day has just begun
its not exactly what i would call fun
> the enemy

Oh where I come from
I just don't conform
Get me out of here!
Leave the boredom behind
Wanna see those bright lights
Get this thing in gear
> hard fi

And she won't be surprised, no she won't be shocked
When she's pressed the star after she's pressed unlock
And there's verse and chapter sat in her inbox
And all that it says is that you've drank a lot
> the arctic monkeys

I pack my case. I check my face.
I look a little bit older.
I look a little bit colder.
With one deep breath,
and one big step,
I move a little bit closer.
I move a little bit closer.
For reasons unknown.
I caught my stride.
I flew and flied.
I know if destiny’s kind, I’ve got the rest of my mind.
But my heart, it don’t beat, it don’t beat the way it used to.
And my eyes, they don’t see you no more.
And my lips, they don’t kiss, they don’t kiss the way they used to, and my eyes don’t recognize you no more.
> the killers

Everyone is so full of ****
Born and raised by hypocrites
Hearts recycled but never saved
From the cradle to the grave
> green day

i'm not sure if i finished with piercing or not yet but im lokoing at more tattoos as well, i have 2 already.

optimistic

lol yeah but ... bein a cat your ears can fit fourteen piercings in them
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lol, maybe somebody will start a tattoo thread as well. go on, do it. its nothing and you will be real proud of yourself afterwards
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how many of you have piercings? and if i am allowed to be extra nosey, where are they? i have three, bottom lip, tongue and tragus. i had my thumb pierced as well, on the web between my thumb and first finger, but that had to come out lol. i did wonder if it would simply grow out or now lmao.
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i think you should paintrain that awful colour off your walls
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im not sure if it matters that war is right or wrong, its profitable so people like you and i will never have a say rambill.
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i'm a mixologist as well
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<puts headphones on and starts sc-sc-sc-scratching> lol

thanks for the comments
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yeeah it was a bit sad earlier today but i have had a chance to see what a good idea it is since then lol.
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And on a Sunday too lol, just don't neeed it.
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you have gone and lost me now,
it wasn't at all what i wanted,
although you didn't mean to,
just looks like it was fronted,

my head wont stop spinning,
just got questions on my mind,
not sure how to ask them,
feels like i was only wanted online,

you didn't mean to do that,
nervous pasts freak us both out,
but i will never understand,
why we never gave happiness a shout,

why we didn't at least try,
despite everything that we said,
and the thing we found in each other,
i tried love and now i feel like lead,

i tried to adore you baby,
i'm sorry i just made you scared,
not exactly sure how i did,
i feel ever so slightly impaired,

because i tried to do my best,
show you that you mean everything,
let others know i didn't want them,
be devoted to our little something,

and the whole world knows too,
they all saw how i felt,
they saw it happen for us,
they saw what made us melt,

all we had to do was talk,
you seemed to just walk away,
i don't understand it properly,
but i hope i will one day,

now it's time for me to go,
i said i would if you didn't want me,
my beautiful lil devil,
i tried hard and i wish it could be,

i won't think about you forever,
i'm in the middle of my new start,
maybe if we talked now and then,
you would still be in my heart,

but you didn't or you couldn't,
i tried to let you feel secure,
you were all i wanted,
perhaps i was lured,

so now i am going to move on,
if you don't want me i will not stay,
you will never know what you have lost,
but i'm worth more at the end of the day.

Hahaha What? Are you 65 million years old John?
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