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Thu 11/15/07 03:29 PM
drinker smokin

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Wed 11/14/07 08:18 PM
(((((((Jenni)))))))

((((((Dana))))))))

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Wed 11/14/07 08:14 PM
hello grannit, whats up bro?drinker

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Wed 11/14/07 08:08 PM
Not much Thumper, you?

Ummm Eagles?????

Hey winnie (hugz)

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Wed 11/14/07 08:04 PM
hey girl how are you?flowerforyou

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Wed 11/14/07 08:03 PM
drinker smokin drinker

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Wed 11/14/07 07:57 PM
drinker smokin

Good Evenin Yall's

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Tue 11/13/07 08:26 PM
yawn Is headin to bed.

GoodNite Yall

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Tue 11/13/07 08:15 PM
Hells Yea!!!!!

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Tue 11/13/07 08:15 PM
Intro]
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAAAAA
DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DE-DUM-DE-DE-DUM, DE-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAA-DAAAA!

Well, I walk into the room
Passing out hundred's of X
And it kills and it thrills like the horns on my Ranger grill
And I buy the bar a double round of Jack
And everybody's getting down
An' this town ain't never gonna be the same.

[Chorus:]
Cause I saddle up my horse
and I ride into the country
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so fine
Riding up and down on MainStreet
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride Kris
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride Kris

Well I don't give a dang about nothing
I'm singing and Bling-Blinging
While the girls are drinking
Long necks down!
And I wouldn't trade ol' Leroy
or my Ranger for your S-10
Or your freak parade
I'm the only Elmo left in this town

And I saddle up my horse
and I ride on down to MainStreet
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so fine
Riding up and down MainStreet
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride Me
Everybody says
Save a horse, Kris

[Spoken:]
I'm a thourough-bred
that's what she said
in the back of my truck bed
As I was gettin' buzzed on suds
Out on some back country road.
We where flying high
Fine as wine, having ourselves a big and rich time
And I was going, just about as far as she'd let me go.
But her evaluation
of my gangster reputation
Had me begging for salvation
all night long
So I took her out giggin frogs
Introduced her to my old bird dog
And sang her every Charlie Daniels song I could think of

And we made love
And I saddled up my horse
and I ride on down mainstreet
I make a lot of noise
Cause the girls
They are so fine
Riding up and down MainStreet
on my old stud Leroy
And the girls say
Save a horse, ride Kris
Everybody says
Save a horse, Ride Kris

What? What?
Save A Horse Ride Kris
Everybody says
Save a Horse Ride Kris

LMAO THATS MY VERSION!!!!!!!!!

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Tue 11/13/07 08:09 PM
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

~dancin~

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Tue 11/13/07 08:08 PM
Jen I had that, but couldnt figure it out, so I deleted it.

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Tue 11/13/07 08:04 PM
Am I all Alone! :cry: :cry:

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Tue 11/13/07 08:03 PM
~HERE~

laugh laugh drinker drinker

Hows you's doing 2nite yall's?

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Tue 11/13/07 08:01 PM
Whoooooooooo Hooooooooooooooo

~Singin~

Save A Horse, Ride Me!!!!!!!!!!

ROTFLMAO

Im shushin now! :tongue: :wink: :smile: laugh

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Tue 11/13/07 08:00 PM
~Git Er Drunk~

Or itll cost ya 99 LMAO laugh laugh laugh laugh

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Tue 11/13/07 07:58 PM
~grabs the baby oil~

WHOOOOOOOO Slipprey Sliddy noway drinker

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Tue 11/13/07 07:57 PM
Your Welcome Dana. I lost track of time talkin with my bro on the hello. He drives a truck and calls me when he cant hold his eyes open until he gets to his stop for the night, and I forgot my lil man wasnt in bed, it was like 10:30 laugh laugh

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Tue 11/13/07 07:56 PM
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Damn Im wide awake now!!!!!!!

laugh laugh

Submission?????????

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Tue 11/13/07 07:56 PM
~SALUTE~ drinker smokin drinker