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Sat 09/01/18 11:31 AM
Zorse

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Sat 09/01/18 11:24 AM
Xenops

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Sat 09/01/18 11:23 AM
Day happens to be good if you keep an umbrella with you when it rains.

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Sat 09/01/18 11:14 AM
Suspicious

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Sat 09/01/18 11:10 AM
Vulture

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Sat 09/01/18 10:25 AM
Ram on - Paul McCartney

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Sat 09/01/18 10:23 AM
Topic

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Sat 09/01/18 09:44 AM
Rainy day women - Bob Dylan

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Sat 09/01/18 09:38 AM
Comic

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Sat 09/01/18 09:36 AM
Give me one reason - Tracy Chapman

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Sat 09/01/18 09:33 AM
Edited by illuminaughty on Sat 09/01/18 09:34 AM
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Sat 09/01/18 09:13 AM
Mosquito sucks blood and blonde.............??

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Fri 08/31/18 04:07 PM
New constellation - Toad the Wet Sprocket

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Fri 08/31/18 01:45 PM
Made to love - John legend

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Fri 08/31/18 01:03 PM
Kiss from a rose - Seal

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Fri 08/31/18 11:37 AM
Buffet

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Fri 08/31/18 11:34 AM
Waiting for a girl like you - Foreigner

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Fri 08/31/18 11:30 AM

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Let a pretty girl sit on you for an hour and it seems like a minute ..,that's relativity .. Albert Einstein biggrin

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Fri 08/31/18 11:27 AM
A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business, but is also concerned.

"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?"

The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbor, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the bed-spring just above a bowl of cream."

The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another, "So you came home and found cream on the weight?"

The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says, "It's worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter."

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Fri 08/31/18 10:24 AM
Edited by illuminaughty on Fri 08/31/18 11:24 AM
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