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Zorse
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Xenops
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Day happens to be good if you keep an umbrella with you when it rains.
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Suspicious
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Vulture
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 25
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Ram on - Paul McCartney
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Topic:
Name A Song A-Z - part 25
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Rainy day women - Bob Dylan
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Comic
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Give me one reason - Tracy Chapman
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Topic:
guys vs girls - part 205
Edited by
illuminaughty
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Sat 09/01/18 09:34 AM
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Mosquito sucks blood and blonde.............??
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New constellation - Toad the Wet Sprocket
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Made to love - John legend
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Kiss from a rose - Seal
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Buffet
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Waiting for a girl like you - Foreigner
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Topic:
MY QUOTE OF THE DAY - part 3
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Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Let a pretty girl sit on you for an hour and it seems like a minute ..,that's relativity .. Albert Einstein |
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Topic:
Cream on weight
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A guy walks into a bar and orders three whiskey sours, drinks them down BAM! BAM! BAM! Then he orders three more. The bartender's having a slow night and appreciates the business, but is also concerned.
"Hey buddy, slow down. What seems to be the problem?" The guy answers, "I went on a week-long business trip, and had to leave my wife alone. I've had my suspicions about our next-door neighbor, so I hung a weight from the bottom of the bed-spring just above a bowl of cream." The bartender nods sympathetically and pours the guy another, "So you came home and found cream on the weight?" The guy downs his fourth whiskey sour and says, "It's worse than that. The cream had been churned into butter." |
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Edited by
illuminaughty
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Fri 08/31/18 11:24 AM
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